Here's to 98 more!
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MovieManCin2 — 6 years ago(January 17, 2020 07:40 AM)
She's a very sweet and kind person. She eats right and has never drunk alcohol, and she used to walk to school when she was little. That, and I guess she's just got good genes.
Funny story about alcohol. Somebody left some vodka at her house after a party. She doesn't drink, so she poured it into some grape juice. Later when she was out, her son and his wife dropped by. The wife poked her nose into the fridge, saw the grape juice, and drank it.
She got drunk!
I really laughed at that, cause nobody likes his wife!
Even funnier, one night at dinner her late husband complained that the mashed potatoes were cold. Without a word,
she dumped a glass of water on his head!
I laughed so hard at that story that my sides hurt! He never again complained about the mashed potatoes.
MAGA! FAFO!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 
— 6 years ago(January 17, 2020 07:16 AM)