*Update: Video mentioned below is now gone*
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CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 04:03 AM)
Twitter comments:
Saw Drake’s dick pic by accident and gotta say…….not one I would be super thrilled to interact with.
Why tf did I wake up to seeing drake’s meat on my timeline… I’m going back to bed.
Imagine in your head drake leaning against the headboard of his bed wearing just a sweatshirt recording himself doing that thing where you swang your dick around by the base to get it harder with his 7.25 inch circumcised aptly-thick schmeat. -
CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 07:57 AM)
This also comes up when you search for "Drake," lol:
https://twitter.com/mixedbaaby12/status/1755426368995692754/photo/1
lol at this gif:
https://twitter.com/McNyale/status/1755476686366204085
The person who posted the gif says this:
My technical analysis of the situation:
Drake's shlongus is large, yes. But it is also very floppy.
This plus his hentai arc leads me to believe he is actually suffering from pr0n induced erectile dysfunction.
He is likely unable to hold a quality erection without significant visual & physical stimulation.
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CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 08:07 AM)
People said that, but others are still complaining about the floppiness and saying it doesn't make sense that he would share a floppy video.
Penile reviews:
just saw it and i am highly disappointed. was expecting it to be girthier. i could've actually lived without knowing drake walks around with a floppy rubber snake for a dick
just recreated the drake video myself. okay from that angle his dick isn’t as insanely big as i thought. but like i don’t get how it’s so floppy like a literal rope wtf but maybe it’s bc i’m a grower but still that **** weird af
Ain't no way drake's pp got leaked on the internet. Why was it so floppy and long
Why was it so floppy? What’s wrong with it
It certainly was floppy
I heard #drakeleaks video showed Drake struggling. Be a good spokes person for viagra after that floppy issue.
Drake gotta post his **** on hard ejaculating. I need my brother to beat the floppy worm allegations -
CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 08:21 AM)
Yeah, that re-creation is hilarious.
Someone said,
when I saw the leak, I thought to myself, ‘not bad.’ then he started helicoptering it, revealing it had been flaccid all along.
I was furious.
Then someone else replied,
As a man why you looking at another dude’s dick
Someone replied to them,
A woman looking at another woman’s cooch is fine, but when a man looks at another man’s cock it’s gay
️ smh 
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Then the previous person replied,
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CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 08:34 AM)
Not the usual definition of helicoptering, but some people are using that word:
Fr fr I saw the leak vid and Drake was helicopter bladeing that meat, which is hella weird cause that **** hard how is that **** bending so much
it is 9:48AM and i just saw drake helicoptering his dick I AM DONE WITH TWITTER
Why’s drake on my timeline helicoptering his meat around?
it’s not MY fault I opened twitter and was immediately unwillingly subjected to drake semi-helicoptering -
CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 09:04 AM)
Someone is already selling it on a t-shirt!
WTF
https://degenmarket.onlineweb.shop/product/drake-dare-to-bare-tee
"Dare to bare tee"
Get ready to turn heads with this tee:
Commemorating the infamous video selfie of Drake beating his Lebron hammer; this is the perfect tee for edge lords and Drake glazers to celebrate the GOAT status of Champagne Papi.
You're blessed with your voice, you're blessed with performing, you're blessed to be you, you're blessed to be number one, but you're also blessed to have a f**king missile."- Adin Ross (BBC Lover)
Printed on Gildan G500, comes in S,M,L,XL. All sales are final.
- Adin Ross (BBC Lover)
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CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 09:27 AM)
lol, people are doing full analyses!
Drake Leak Analysis
yo so drake got the 15 pro or the pro max, so thats either 5.77 inches or 6.30 inches. if you assume that hes holding it from the 1/3rd point of his piece, then he's hitting !bbc range, but if its a 15 pro not max, then he's hitting BBCJR range. Anyone know what phone it is?
Its not, its an iPhone 14 pro max. The video was taken on April 21st 2023.
It's actually very average looking, people are fooled by the start of the video, his hand is on his balls not the shaft, the shaft you see is his full size and is probably not even 6 inches long. Look nearer the end of the video when he holds the shaft his dick is most likely shorter than 6 inches given when his hand is on it near the end there barely any space at the top or bottom.
If people dont post or send dick pics either, this is the way you should do it. Video over photo as video makes dicks look bigger and from the under side instead of your own point of view looking down as it look bigger from that angle also people assumed at the start of it that he was holding the shaft and that was the rest of his dick above, when his hand is on his balls then. When he holds the shaft later in the video his hand almost covers the whole dick. Was an illusion.
I fully agree. I dont understand the hype at all it isnt even that impressive
its so small compared to his hands????
At some point we just need to delete the internet. This is a prime example. -
Pandora — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 09:55 AM)
CrystalRaindrops said...
lol, people are doing full analyses!
Drake Leak Analysis
yo so drake got the 15 pro or the pro max, so thats either 5.77 inches or 6.30 inches. if you assume that hes holding it from the 1/3rd point of his piece, then he's hitting !bbc range, but if its a 15 pro not max, then he's hitting BBCJR range. Anyone know what phone it is?
Its not, its an iPhone 14 pro max. The video was taken on April 21st 2023.
It's actually very average looking, people are fooled by the start of the video, his hand is on his balls not the shaft, the shaft you see is his full size and is probably not even 6 inches long. Look nearer the end of the video when he holds the shaft his dick is most likely shorter than 6 inches given when his hand is on it near the end there barely any space at the top or bottom.
If people dont post or send dick pics either, this is the way you should do it. Video over photo as video makes dicks look bigger and from the under side instead of your own point of view looking down as it look bigger from that angle also people assumed at the start of it that he was holding the shaft and that was the rest of his dick above, when his hand is on his balls then. When he holds the shaft later in the video his hand almost covers the whole dick. Was an illusion.
I fully agree. I dont understand the hype at all it isnt even that impressive its so small compared to his hands????
At some point we just need to delete the internet. This is a prime example.
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I like that last point. Someone has had enough of the Drake snake