Whales are a type of fish. 🐟
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Uncreative — 1 year ago(November 30, 2024 05:32 PM)
The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about 50 feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, asI watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and found myself right on top of him- face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
The crowd were all over me. It was like Rocky 1. Klam came up to me, threw her arms around me, and kissed me. We both had tears streaming down our faces. I never saw anyone so beautiful. It was at that moment decided to tell her was not a marine biologist!
She told me to go to hell, and took the bus home.
