💙 Official ADVICE FOR ORSON thread 💙

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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — The Soapbox

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Orson's Personal Assistant — 1 year ago(November 25, 2024 10:17 AM)

Our beloved Orson needs advice on many things to improve his life.
Help him in this thread with your best ideas. He will show his gratitude.
This was just now sent anonymously to my phone:

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/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(November 25, 2024 12:51 PM)

Limit invisible shoelifts to 2 inches as anything over will be easily identifiable to anyone who sees your feet.
My password is password.

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/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(November 25, 2024 04:01 PM)

No matter how much you worship other men, they'll never respect you. Be your own person. Accept your physical limitations. You'll never be able cover up your flaws with a fake persona. Everyone sees right through it. Love the you you are, not the you you wish you were.
tl;dr - stop being such an insufferable little ****.
My password is password.

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JUSTIN BEAVER — 1 year ago(November 26, 2024 10:48 AM)

It would be advisable that you dial back the alcohol consumption. You've been lucky so far, but you shouldn't push it.
I HAVE SHARP TEEF.