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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Keeley Hazell

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iverson_tan — 18 years ago(July 21, 2007 02:48 AM)

I would certainly . let u say

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coley98 — 18 years ago(July 25, 2007 06:50 PM)

I'd be a motor-boating son of a gun that's what.

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RbK90 — 18 years ago(August 07, 2007 12:19 PM)

Did you know that 38% of British men claim that they have had Keeley knocking at their door wet in the middle of the night. True fact.

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iverson_tan — 18 years ago(August 20, 2007 07:03 PM)

impossible

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TurgidStodge — 18 years ago(January 27, 2008 10:24 AM)

Probably shoot my load in my pants so hard I'd not need to starch for a month.

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holyabdul — 18 years ago(March 31, 2008 07:19 PM)

You seem more interested in the two dudes you mentioned.

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madnesspersonified — 17 years ago(August 05, 2008 12:57 PM)

All very well but has to be said, her oral skills leave alot to be desired!
waiting for Modric chant to be announced

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seayjoel — 16 years ago(August 02, 2009 07:54 PM)

lol this is going to sound wrong. But I would "accidentally" fall and get a feel of them see what they feel like. Well anyone i'd see what I could do

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IanGorton — 17 years ago(February 17, 2009 06:17 PM)

I'd probably faint. That my pin up girl has shown up on my door step.

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Dark_Sithlord — 16 years ago(July 02, 2009 10:23 AM)

I would offer her a towel to dry off, and send her on her way.

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Dark_Sithlord — 16 years ago(December 27, 2009 10:33 PM)

HahA! Hey clyde, your sarcasm meter is broken, just like your gaydar. You can tell it's broken because your needle is always limp. But try to have a nice day anyways, clyde.

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chrismartonuk-1 — 14 years ago(July 07, 2011 12:42 PM)

Walk around with a painful hard-on for months afterwards, probably.

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Horror-yo — 14 years ago(October 06, 2011 04:46 PM)

I'd kidnap her and stuff her in a glass cubicle. She would be the most beautiful furniture any man could ever possess(I'm.aware this sounds twisted and sexist)
"Harry !!your hands are freezing !"

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General_Friday — 11 years ago(July 11, 2014 12:13 AM)

F_ck! What do you think I would do? If that actually did happen, she would obviously want nothing more than to get f_cked Hard. It's my f_cking duty as a man to nail this woman like she is the last and hottest chick I'll ever f_ck. And you can be damn sure that I will follow through on every single f_cking word of that too.

• The General has spoken.