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    Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Keeley Hazell


    cream_ofthecrop — 17 years ago(April 29, 2008 02:44 AM)

    Oh god. C'mon I mean HONESTLY guys!!! If she didn't have those BOOBSthere really wouldn't be all the fuss.. men are such simple creatures.. give them an ok girl with a big pair of hooters and they think she's god's gift!!!!
    I can list so many (classy) and elegant women (UK and US) who are so much more attractive than herBEAUTY is not just about tits and hipsit's about grace, poise, class, elegance, intelligence and someone who doesn't know it. I mean, she's really a piece of w*** material for builders and lower class people who read the Sun newspaper and read FHM!

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      Dark_Sithlord — 17 years ago(May 03, 2008 08:34 AM)

      For someone who doesn't think very highly of Keeley, you sure love talking about her. So maybe Keeley is for lower class people who love a girl with huge boobs. However, Keeley as the topic of discussion is still fit for elitist snobs like yourself. And for a person who fancies himself (or herself) above the lower class people, you sure love getting yourself dirty. Something to think about while you down here in the mud with the rest of us.

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        cream_ofthecrop — 17 years ago(May 06, 2008 03:15 AM)

        I just don't understand all the fuss!! I'm sorry if my anger comes across so vindictively, b5b4ut I just need someone to admit they only think shes great purely because of those breasts - nothing more.

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          Dantu00e8s — 17 years ago(May 09, 2008 12:43 PM)

          I think she's a worthless pig, even if she does have great tits. But your post is so elitist and so stupidly stereotypical ("Men are such simple creatures"), that I still have to ask you to shut up.

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            DuLine — 17 years ago(May 10, 2008 07:59 PM)

            your choice to accept it or not. men love tits, and keeley has them. it's not a matter of if she does or doesn't, she simply does and they are simply perfect. get over it.

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              xX_Flow_Xx — 17 years ago(May 20, 2008 05:07 PM)

              She may have big boobs but she's also got an attractive face. Not Keira Knightley attractive, but attractive. You must understand, for men there are two types of women: relationship types and beep types: Keeley's the latter.
              And besides, what a pair!
              You don't spin a menorah.
              MURDER ME!!!

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                doodwithbooks — 17 years ago(August 06, 2008 12:22 PM)

                Keeley's own photographer, or someone, dont know exactly who, has said "its rare to find a combination of body and face, trust me, i know." I think keeley's face is hot. But i usually dont go after girls i want to beep just b/c they have hot faces, i care about the whole package. Just appreciate her for her body and face, which truly go together like a work of art. There's few girls like her.
                As for her tits, you also get stuff wrong. It isn't that they are just big. THEY LOOK perfect. They don't sag, the rest of her body is so skinny, and that is something that many men legitimately find attractive. If you've ever read up on how people beep instinctively based reproductive values they find in the opposite sex, you'd know men often subconsciously think a woman with a slim waist, large breasts, and hips possesses great reproductive values. Just like how many girls, maybe not you, find great reproductive values in a man who visits the gym 6 times a week, every week, has a high-paying job, and is very funny, confident, and the exact opposite of needy.

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                  Howlin Wolf — 17 years ago(August 27, 2008 07:35 AM)

                  OK, I didn't bite when I first saw this, but since I've now seen it posted in a separate thread, I will
                  It's a mistake to lump all men together.
                  We aren't ALL slaves to big boobs.
                  I can list so many (classy) and elegant women (UK and US) who are so much more attractive than herBEAUTY is not just about tits and hipsit's about grace, poise, class, elegance, intelligence and someone who doesn't know it.
                  See? You and I agree totally in this respect, even though we're of different genders
                  I object to the hostility towards FHM, though. I'm a reader, but this does not make me unintelligent. It's an informal mens magazine that provides a light-hearted read. Women have similar material available, but for some reason it doesn't cop as much flak when it's aimed at females
                  To be honest Keeley's looks don't do a lot for me I only find myself here because I was curious what people were saying about her.
                  It's made from bits of real panther, so you know it's good

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