Ugly, annoying, and unfunny
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Chelsea Peretti
OnlyAtJMart — 10 years ago(January 19, 2016 11:33 PM)
I don't know why so many people think she's "hot." She has the sex appeal of a dead shark. She acts like a Sarah Silverman wannabe, but with much more self entitlement. She reminds me of a girl who hangs out with a group of guys and tries to be funny for attention, and just annoys the piss out of everyone instead. She probably thinks she's "quirky" when she's just terribly irritating, needs to shut up, and pretend the world doesn't already think she's hilarious, because it doesn't. Maybe then she can actually work on material, rather than just deliver an over the top performance on the crap she tries to pass as material now. Her stand-up is painfully unfunny and annoying. Same with her performance on Brooklyn 99. She's obviously full of herself. She must be surrounded by people who kiss her ass cause I don't know where else she would get the impression that she's funny, attractive, or likable.
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fraggle40 — 10 years ago(January 28, 2016 01:09 PM)
You don't know why so many people think Chelsea's hot? Maybe because not everyone is you so see's things differently?
You think you'd have many fans when you're so judgemental?
I was gonna let you beep me, but I got my rag, 16d0and I know how you hate a mess -
OnlyAtJMart — 10 years ago(February 20, 2016 06:52 AM)
Thank you. This world just couldn't have gone on without your super deep, thought-provoking insight. "
Maybe because not everyone is you so see's things differently?
" God. Damn. You should write books! The "you so see's" part really got me. and as far as your question: "
You think you'd have many fans when you're so judgemental?
" Wow. That's like a parable. I mean, damn, who am I as a person even? S*** just got real!
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OnlyAtJMart — 10 years ago(February 20, 2016 07:20 AM)
You know what? Your response: "
Maybe because not everyone is you so see's things differently?
" You just answered every opinion related question on IMDb. Maybe even the entire internet. That's it. Time to close the internet guys. Someone just answered every opinion related question. No need to continue.
How can anyone like that movie?
"Maybe because not everyone is you so see's things differently?"
Why would anyone think that outfit looked good?
"Maybe because not everyone is you so see's things differently?"
Why do most people think he's such a great actor?
"Maybe because not everyone is you so see's things differently?"
Yup! You did it! No longer should anyone challenge popular opinion. F*king fraggle40 has the answer!
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fraggle40 — 10 years ago(March 01, 2016 08:52 AM)
You posted like your opinion is fact, when it actually isn't. You're that much of a moron not to get that, or are you really that obnoxious?
I was gonna let you beep me, but I got my rag, and I know how you hate a mess -
OnlyAtJMart — 10 years ago(March 02, 2016 06:21 PM)
Every comment on a message board about one's feelings regarding a movie or an actor is usually an OPINION. Just because you thought I was stating my opinion as if it were fact, it doesn't make me a moron. It makes you a moron for needing clarification about my rhetorical statement, since you were confused and thought I believed my opinion was fact, as if anyone would believe that. Although, in your case, I can see why there would be a need for such clarification. Especially since you're taking my opinion here and making it a game of semantics because you differ in opinion, which was your whole point to begin with, you idiotic hypocrite.
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OnlyAtJMart — 9 years ago(June 27, 2016 04:38 AM)
It's her voice coupled with her steely, empty, icy gaze, peering out around her wretched beak of a nose and her shark teeth that really get to me. That and her confidence is that of a hot person, and with her league of loyal fans who think she is actually hot because she's "gettable" means her overconfidence isn't going to stop, and will most likely, get worse. and to those it think I follow everything she's in; I saw her on one episode of Louie, watched about 10 minutes of her standup special before turning it off because it was god awful, and I see her in Brooklyn 99. She may have been in other things that I saw when I originally posted this, but I can't think of them because I really don't care.
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Jay_Nadiah — 9 years ago(July 04, 2016 02:28 PM)
I don't think shes ugly. shes not pretty either but you are right she does seem to have this 'I know I'm hot' vibe going and she really isn't.. I only know her from Brooklyn nine nine and in that show when shes next to Melissa fumero well lets just say it do5b4esn't do her any favours haha!
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Jupiter555555 — 9 years ago(December 29, 2016 07:11 PM)
That and her confidence is that of a hot person
Whoaaa wait wait wait so you mean to tell me she doesn't mercilessly mash her "ugly" face into a blunt object repeatedly every time you have to look at her to convey how sorry she is to put you through that? What a $@^(&())!^&^&%^&%@( -
lazecrazebabe3 — 9 years ago(September 08, 2016 06:40 AM)
I find her very unlikable and unattractive too. She was on a British tv show and was so dull and boring. I don't know why she was invited on the show. I'm sure more than half the viewers didn't know who she was.
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Jupiter555555 — 9 years ago(December 29, 2016 06:54 PM)
Ugly, annoying, and unfunny
Do you not find it problematic that she is a writer and comedienne, not a model or beauty pageant contestant, and the
first
thing you assess is her looks?
She has the sex appeal of a dead shark.
So does Jim Gaffigan and Louis CK.
She acts like a Sarah Silverman wannabe, but with much more self entitlement.
And what makes you think she's entitled? The fact that she speaks into a microphone and expects you to listen to what she's saying unless of course you want to change the channel or click off the video. It's up to you. Seems you just find her entitled because she doesn't fit into the neat little pink box
you
feel entitled to put women in.
needs to shut up
She apparently gets paid to talk. You don't have to listen. You also don't get paid to express your opinion online because not nearly as many people want to hear you as want to hear her. So maybe you're the one who needs to shut up.
She's obviously full of herself.
Yes, how dare she not be entirely self-deprecating every time she borrows a m5b4an's ear.
I don't know where else she would get the impression that she's funny, attractive, or likable.
At least you put funny first this time! You're making strides already
Maybe she doesn't think she's attractive, maybe she thinks it shouldn't matter. Maybe she thinks she's funny and likeable because she's able to get paid work? idk just guessing here.
I'm guessing you're the guy on instagram that comments "Cassandra, I actually think you look better without make up" and she called you out on your predictable BS, or mocked guys like you in some other way, and you're here with an axe to grind. Why do I think this? Because if you truly just didn't find her funny you'd click off and move along with your life. I've not found hundreds of stand ups funny, never once (unless I was offended,) was compelled to go on his IMDB and put him on blast for not being hot. -
estivela — 9 years ago(January 05, 2017 04:37 AM)
I wonder if she's unfunny because of the dialogues given to her in Brooklyn 99? Every time she speaks it's just so annoying and unfunny. I wonder if they do on purpose. Because if they are, the job is extremely well done.