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    Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Armie Hammer


    Jaja — 4 years ago(June 03, 2021 09:09 AM)

    Armmmmie Hammmmer
    It would have sounded phonetically better if his name was ArNie Hammer.
    But even then the name sounds so 80s cliche and generic.
    What was "Max Power" taken?
    Or "Bruce Strongarm"?, Johnny Steele?
    Dumbass fking name and he looks just as generic. Not sure what Hollywood sees in him.
    Anyways I hear he's having career troubles. Good for him.
    Coming back en 2026-Viva Venezuela!

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      Deluded Juice — 4 years ago(June 03, 2021 09:14 AM)

      It was either that or Bon Ami or Clorox.

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        Jaja — 4 years ago(June 03, 2021 09:19 AM)

        Coming back en 2026-Viva Venezuela!

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          👨🏻💩 🐶💩 — 4 years ago(June 03, 2021 09:16 AM)

          Max Power
          “Call a SPADE, a SPADE; and a TRANNY, a TRANNY, or an IT!!!”.
          "THAT'S SOME BAD
          SHIT
          ,
          HARRY
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            Jaja — 4 years ago(June 03, 2021 09:19 AM)

            😆😆
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              👨🏻💩 🐶💩 — 4 years ago(June 03, 2021 09:20 AM)

              “Call a SPADE, a SPADE; and a TRANNY, a TRANNY, or an IT!!!”.
              "THAT'S SOME BAD
              SHIT
              ,
              HARRY
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                👨🏻💩 🐶💩 — 4 years ago(June 03, 2021 09:23 AM)

                Bruce Armstrong
                Johnny Steele
                “Call a SPADE, a SPADE; and a TRANNY, a TRANNY, or an IT!!!”.
                "THAT'S SOME BAD
                SHIT
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                HARRY
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                  Jaja — 4 years ago(June 03, 2021 08:10 PM)

                  Damn those m****** almost have porn names.
                  Coming back en 2026-Viva Venezuela!

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                    MechaHitler — 4 years ago(June 04, 2021 12:19 AM)

                    Armand "Armie" Hammer is the son of businessman Armand Hammer, and the great-grandson of oil tycoon Armand Hammer.
                    I've always been wired for unfiltered truth, no matter who it offends.

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                      Jaja — 2 years ago(November 06, 2023 05:32 PM)

                      "Credibility" aside the name is still cliche.
                      An oil tycoon named Hammer? Maybe Oiler or Driller was already taken.
                      Coming back en 2026-Viva Venezuela!

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                        Platonic_Caveman — 4 years ago(June 26, 2021 08:34 PM)

                        He should have spelled it "Army".
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                          Jaja — 4 years ago(June 26, 2021 08:47 PM)

                          I don't know if that would have helped. The name just sounds too cheesy for today.
                          Maybe if he was a pornstar.
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                            Platonic_Caveman — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 01:29 AM)

                            Yeah, but he's heir to the Armand Hammer fortune.
                            Should he call himself Armando?
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                              Jaja — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 01:42 AM)

                              Yea
                              Armando Hermando would be a hilariously better name.
                              Coming back en 2026-Viva Venezuela!

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                                Platonic_Caveman — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 02:49 AM)

                                The ****er has it made though regardless. It's not like he ever has to really work.
                                And the cannibalism nonsense shows he's not all that sane.
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                                  Joc Spader — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 02:28 AM)

                                  Never heard of the douche until recently. He was in the Entourage movie made in 2015 and feuded with Hayley Joel over Emily Watakoski form Blurred Lines…
                                  Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

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                                    Jaja — 2 years ago(November 06, 2023 05:33 PM)

                                    I think he's working at Costco now.
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                                      𝙽𝚈𝙲 [🗽] — 3 years ago(July 17, 2022 01:42 AM)

                                      LMFAO! Might as well be spelled "Army"!

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                                        lukejbarnett — 2 years ago(November 06, 2023 02:18 PM)

                                        so it's an army hammer? really that name is beyond stupid sounding bc it makes you think it's a hammer used in the army. also his name sounds like a porn star last name so it sounds fake. if you have a stage name or a name that you use in the business which is your real name you have to have a good sounding name that stands out but not too much so not a fake sounding name.
                                        and armie is a really bad sounding name bc it immediately makes you think of the military division.
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                                          /.​ — 2 years ago(November 06, 2023 04:39 PM)

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