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Rocketman — 2 years ago(October 21, 2023 08:19 PM)
An excerpt from Harry Potter and the Demented Sheboon: Part 1…
So she, the bitch who shall not be named, began shebooning herself into the young Mr. Potter. He attempts to cast his Patronis charm on her but she is too powerful for such a spell. She slides up to his crotch and her green ooze casts a disgusting odor that renders Harry Potter impotent. He cries out for Hermione but she is busy creating ugly ginger babies with Ron Weasley.
Just then, Hamas bombards Hogwarts with a missile strike and the Sheboon lets out a ghastly cry as fire rains down upon her. Harry Potter then grabs his gun and unloads the entire clip into the bitch's face. However, she drank liquid luck beforehand and the bullets bounced off her diseased hide like a rock skipping over the water. She then opens her maw and moves her head toward the Boy Who Lived's genitals and begins sucking his lifeforce out like some sort of Harambitch Dementor.
Just then, Ginny Weasly, the grotesque ginger bitch, appears from around a corner and lets out a loud banshee cry that causes the Sheboon to flee into a cloud of smelly gas. Harry tries to cover the stain on his trousers as he is embraced by the ginger who bellows like a Jew.
Part two is to be released in three weeks.
Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one.
