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    GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(February 03, 2022 02:31 AM)

    I just watched Police Academy and love the joke where some recruits end up at the Blue Oyster Bar falsely assuming that's where the party is. That gave me the idea for this post.
    I would like to make the ultimate list of movies that are just absolutely awful, guaranteed to really annoy the hell out of the viewer, something to pass on to some tosser (friend who's a dick, boss, ex partner) as a 'recommendation' for a movie marathon on a rainy weekend. You get the idea.
    I'll give my top 10, hopefully other people come with their recommendations and hopefully eventually we will end up with a truly ****ty list of movies.
    #1 Hudson Hawk
    #2 Precious
    #3 Coriolanus
    #4 Ghostbusters (2016)
    #5 Alien Predator (2018)
    #6 Psycho Goreman
    #7 The Double (2013)
    #8 San Andreas Quake (2015)
    #9 Black Mirror: Bandersnatch
    #10 Queen of Earth
    Honourable mentions: anything with daniel "no Bond" craig (all his movies are terrible and I couldn't pick the worst out of them) and any christopher nolan movie (especially tenet).

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      unex — 4 years ago(February 03, 2022 03:05 AM)

      I didn't know there was intense hate for Coriolanus. A couple of my personal most hated movies are Noah and Valmont.

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        AnthonyRocks — 4 years ago(February 03, 2022 07:21 AM)

        Lake Placid (1999)
        The Number 1 Worst Movie that I have ever seen.

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          GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(February 08, 2022 09:35 AM)

          I watched a terrible pr0n movie once that should have been called Lake Flacid.

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            Sophievirus — 4 years ago(February 03, 2022 07:23 AM)

            Ghostbusters is funny as ****, get outta here
            suck it.

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              GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(February 07, 2022 12:51 PM)

              I'm talking about the all female feminazi remake, with leslie jones. Please don't tell me you though that funny. PLEASE!

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                Fun Guy From Yuggoth — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 05:19 PM)

                Leslie Jones is female? Learn something new every day!

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                  WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 08:16 PM)

                  Here is another thing to learn about her:
                  She is black!
                  Oh wait.
                  I think that would be obvious even to a blind person.
                  "Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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                    GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 01:37 AM)

                    Allegedly!
                    She is also allegedly funny, so I'd take that with a big grain of salt.

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                      Cigarette Smoking Man — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 09:06 PM)

                      Piss off catfish

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                        Quickcircle — 4 years ago(February 05, 2022 12:54 PM)

                        Any kind of romantic comedy is guaranteed to destroy my testosterone in a couple of minutes. All of them are terrible movies.

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                          GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(February 07, 2022 12:50 PM)

                          So anything with Owen Wilson then? I agree. But which of his movies is truly the most awful? Happy to not have seen him in anything for looong time I must say.

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                            Fun Guy From Yuggoth — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 02:17 AM)

                            God I hate Owen Wilson! Just instinctively for some reason.

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                              GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(February 13, 2022 03:59 AM)

                              The most annoying thing about owen wilson (apart from his acting, his lack of humour and his character) is that his nose looks like a dick. Once you have seen it you can't unseen it.

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                                Fun Guy From Yuggoth — 4 years ago(February 14, 2022 02:12 PM)

                                Yep, good old Shlong Shnozz. His voice sucks too.

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                                  MovieManCin2 — 4 years ago(March 01, 2022 07:01 AM)

                                  Yes it does!
                                  MAGA! FAFO! 😎 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😎 Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 😠

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                                    AndrewDavidscott76 — 4 years ago(February 05, 2022 01:22 PM)

                                    Terribly amusing? Set up to go at the climax.
                                    Giant mutant weasels, monster men and sharks, Nathan Schiff you legend.

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                                      GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(February 07, 2022 12:52 PM)

                                      You could have warned me!!! That was scary as f*ck!

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                                        Sk8tergirl — 4 years ago(February 09, 2022 09:10 AM)

                                        Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
                                        Any Human Centipede movie
                                        Cuties (2020)
                                        We don't talk about Bruno! No, no, no!

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                                          GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 01:36 AM)

                                          I had not heard of Freddy Got Fingered, turns out it has tom green in it. WHY? WHY!? Why would any director want tom green in his movie!? Oh, unless tom green IS the director. And the writer. This movie sounds like an utter dud. Yet still 4.6 on IMDB.
                                          Couldn't stand him in the Charlie's Angels movie, really ruined it.
                                          Wouldn't mind seeing a movie about his missus at the time "Drew Got Fingered". I'd pay for that.
                                          I actually liked the first Human Centipede movie, it was definitely original and disgusting. I like disgusting. Haven't seen 2nd one yet, downloaded it years ago but is in B&W, I like colours.
                                          Cuties sounds terrible.

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