List of terrible movie recommendations
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Brett From Arizona — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 05:25 PM)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_(2010_film)
A truck tire comes to life and is able to make peoples head expload via telekenisis, and that is not even the WIERDEST part of the movie.
I have not seen it myself, have only seen a youtube review of it. Thousands of bucks went into making this film, thousands. But kids are still dying in Africa….. -
WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 08:18 PM)
It's funny that you brought that up because I watched some of it and was going to suggest it but you beat me to it.
Not only is the premise really, really bad and stupid but the movie or from what I watched is just as boring as ****.
Wait.
Fucking is fun and not boring.
OK
Watching paint dry is more exciting than this movie.
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GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 01:26 AM)
That definitely sounds like an extremely lame movie.
…….
Just watched the trailer. It actually looks like quite a fun movie. More entertaining than eg a daniel "no Bond" craig movie, or tenet.
Don't care bout africa. -
WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 08:21 PM)
Gerry
Two guys go hiking and get lost.
Really.
That's it.
That is the whole movie.
No joke.
Watching flies on **** is more exciting.
Road to Perdition
Kill, murder, kill some more, murder, violence kill and murder.
Stupid as **** overrated hunk of a dog **** of a movie.
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GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 01:30 AM)
Gerry, I had to look it up. It's a Gus van Sant movie. They always suck. AND it has Casey Affleck, also not a good omen. The current rating of 6.1 on IMDB is suspiciously high, probably from people who mistakenly thought there was like a second, deeper layer in the movie or **** like that. It sounds very dull. Worthy contender.
Oh, and Road to Perdition has tommie hanks in it, his career peaked a decade before Bachelor Party, when he wasn't making movies yet. Overrated actor who can't even take Ricky Gervais' jokes. -
ToastedCheese — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 02:45 AM)
Road to Perdition
Kill, murder, kill some more, murder, violence kill and murder.
Over 50% of movies made are like this. RTP is more of a mood piece though and sublimely photographed.
Norman! What did you put in my tea? -
WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 03:14 AM)
That is the thing with RTP.
They make ya think it is anything but a movie that is only about and is centered all around violence.
Tom Hanks is not a good guy.
He is a murderer though they do all they can to not make him seem like one.
You just can't polish a turd.
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ToastedCheese — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 05:15 AM)
Its been a while since I have seen, but like
No Country For Old Men
, its a morality tale and how consequences of actions catch up and drags innocent others down as well. This is a universal theme and is by no means terribly rendered.
Hanks perhaps wasn't the best choice of actor, he didn't have the nuance for this kind of role.
Norman! What did you put in my tea? -
WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(February 27, 2022 11:02 PM)
"Hanks perhaps wasn't the best choice of actor, he didn't have the nuance for this kind of role."
I agree with you there.
Murdering is just so not him.
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ToastedCheese — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 02:42 AM)
What is one man's poison is another man's potion and there are many, but here goes:
Salo, or the 120 Days Of Sodom - '75
The Video Dead - '87
Hot To Trot - '88
Mac & Me - '88
Blood Moon - '90
Last Man Standing - '96
The Relic - '97
The Fog - '05
My Bloody Valentine - '09
Transformers: The Last Knight - '17
Halloween - '18
Don't Look Up - '21
Ghostbusters: Afterlife - '21
Interesting to note that there are 2 rotten Bruce Willis films on our lists.
Norman! What did you put in my tea? -
I love hutch — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 06:50 AM)
From your list, I have seen "Salo" and the remakes of "My Bloody Valentine", "Halloween" and "The Fog" and I agree, they were all terrible.
I took the post to mean what terrible movies do you happen to like.
First one that came to mind for me was "Glen or Glenda". That movie is FASCINATING. It was made in 1953 and it is STILL ahead of its time.
Other movies that are generally thought of as terrible/bad, but that I saw some redeeming qualities in and enjoyed (except for LHOTL)…
"Last House on the Left" (1972)
"Persecution" (1974)
"Horror of Party Beach"
"Roller Boogie" (1979)
"Airport 1975"
"The Concorde: Airport 1979"
"Xanadu"
"Motel Hell" (which I actually think is a GOOD movie. It's got everything!)
"Empire of the Ants"
"Boom" (1968)
"X, Y and Zee" (I cannot understand why the critics thought this was a bad movie. It is very intelligent and thoughtful, with complex characterizations and three very good performances. Also, some of the best movie dialogue I have ever heard. Plus, it's just plain fun.)
"Cruising" (another movie which I don't think is bad at all)
Most 70s disaster movies and most 80s slashers I am quite fond of.
"My life is over. I might as well dance with Johnny Slash!" -
ToastedCheese — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 09:21 AM)
I took the post to mean what terrible movies do you happen to like.
That's the thing, terrible can mean a fun groovy time as well.
I chose movies that I thought were terrible and really didn't enjoy or get anything out of them, not even a good time.
I have seen all these below on your list, and I wouldn't consider them terrible to the extent that I scorned them. Others may hate upon though, so it really seems a pointless exercise:
"Last House on the Left" (1972)
"Roller Boogie" (1979)
"Airport 1975"
"The Concorde: Airport 1979"
"Xanadu"
"Motel Hell" (which I actually think is a GOOD movie. It's got everything!)
"Empire of the Ants"
"X, Y and Zee"
Norman! What did you put in my tea? -
I love hutch — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 07:09 AM)
But if we're talking about a movie that is terrible in every way, including BORING, then for me, this one's it. It's not even 70 minutes long and it feels like 5 hours.
"My life is over. I might as well dance with Johnny Slash!" -
GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(February 13, 2022 04:11 AM)
I remember The Relic, that wasn't too bad! Don't know many of the other movies, probably a good thing.
I see The Last Knight on there which reminds me of The Dark Knight, a nolan movie which is also absolutely awful. ALL batman movies are. All superhero movies are. Ok, except to Spiderman with Kirsten Dunst, because she's got hot legs. -
ToastedCheese — 4 years ago(February 13, 2022 07:08 AM)
I walked out of The Relic and my friends were just as content to do the same.
Not a big superhero fan and I really don’t like Nolan as a director. I watched 20 mins of The Dark Knight and shut it off. Fell asleep for most of Batman Begins.
I do like Burton’s Batman Returns.
Norman! What did you put in my tea? -
MissMargoChanning — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 09:03 PM)
Terrible is in the eye of the beholder.
To me? ED Wood made some of the very best movies.
On the flip side???
Oliver Stone SUCKS!
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 