"Oh, and Kevin Smith's story of his filming of music videos for prince is funny too, though not a movie."
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MovieManCin2 β 4 years ago(March 01, 2022 07:06 AM)
The Lobster
(2015) 3/10
A truly terrible and
CRUEL
film which made no ****ing sense whatsoever! And it was directed by that
pretentious moron,
Yorgos Lanthimos. AVOID THIS TURD AT ALL COSTS!
MAGA! FAFO!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 
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WarrenPeace β 4 years ago(March 01, 2022 07:09 AM)
I was starting to check it out but then switched channels when I saw animal cruelty being depicted.
Glad to know I didn't miss a thing.
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MovieManCin2 β 4 years ago(March 01, 2022 07:13 AM)
You made a wise choice, and yes there was
extreme animal cruelty.
It made me ill. That's what pissed me off the most about this pos!
Come to think about it, I was too generous to this
stinking pile of dog ****!
Revised rating: 2/10.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. -
WarrenPeace β 4 years ago(March 01, 2022 07:20 AM)
Swiss Army Man
I had to change the channel because I dunno what the **** I was watching.
Some guy is stranded on an island and makes a toy out of a dead human body he finds.
Kinda like Weekend at Bernies only this is serious and not a comedy.
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I love hutch β 4 years ago(March 12, 2022 01:48 AM)
I didn't think "Precious" was a bad movie. It was very sad, but it had me interested until the very end. I felt so sorry for Precious, but in the end, she was able to stand up for herself.
Why was it a bad movie for you?
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I love hutch β 4 years ago(March 12, 2022 02:49 AM)
Precious would definitely be an example of somebody who rose above a terrible upbringing. You just know she's going to give her baby double the love and attention that she herself never received. I love the Precious character.
"My life is over. I might as well dance with Johnny Slash!" -
GrumpyBastard β 4 years ago(March 28, 2022 10:40 AM)
I had a date that night. First date, at some chick's house. She had rented a movie. You guessed it: Precious. An entire movie about some big fat dumb pile of blubber. DISGUSTING. I even washed my dick before going to the chick's house. All for nothing. Any lust had disappeared after seeing that fugly monster carrying all that blubber around. Watching Precious is pure torture, being waterboarded is fun compared to watching Precious. Shit, I'm going to be sick now.