Massage Parlor of Death (2015)

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znep27 — 9 years ago(February 03, 2017 07:58 AM)

Massage Parlor of Death (2015)

A modern homage/spoof of SOV horror from the 80's. It has the look and sound down perfectly. The only things really missing was nudity. According to director Richard Mogg, it cost about $50 to make, which is actually kind of believable.
I mention it mostly for two reasons. Lead actress Michelle Kaveet may not be the greatest actress in the world, but she does a perfect job for what's required of the role, and she has lots of charisma and is absolutely adorable. Surprisingly, this is her only credit. Also, there's the insanely spastic synth score that sounds like it was made with the intention of giving you a headache. It's the first time a music score has actually made me laugh out loud.
For fans of crap like Boardinghouse and Sledgehammer. 7/10
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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smerd_70 — 9 years ago(February 03, 2017 08:03 AM)

For fans of crap like Boardinghouse and Sledgehammer.
Sold.
I collect dead pigeons then I press them between the pages of a book.

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justyourfoolife79 — 9 years ago(February 03, 2017 10:41 AM)

insanely spastic synth score
Can't be as bad as Liquid Sky's. Headphones should be strapped to terrorists' heads while that's playing as a method of torture.