If it has a truck in it, then
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Horror
jessicafischerqueen — 9 years ago(October 18, 2016 09:32 AM)
it's a horror movie.
You know that dink who discovered the Benzene Ring in a dream he had? He got the Nobel Prize for chemistry.
Last night I dreamed I was discussing the thorny issue of how to identify which movies should, and should not. be classed in the horror genre.
I said "If it has a truck in it, then you know it's a horror movie."
Then I woke up. Do you think I'll win the Nobel Prize for horror genre studies amirite. -
drunkbear — 9 years ago(October 18, 2016 10:55 AM)
DUEL
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
TRUCKS
ROAD TRAIN
ROAD GAMES
WRECKER
JEEPERS CREEPERS
THE ROAD WARRIOR
FURY ROAD
STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!
CONVOY
ARMED AND DANGEROUS
TRUCK STOP WOMEN
BLACK DOG
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT (2, 3)
THEY DRIVE BY NIGHT
ROLLING VENGEANCE
GOODFELLAS
PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE
BREAKER! BREAKER!
CANNONBALL RUN
GORGO
TERMINATOR 2
BEVERLY HILLS COP
TOY STORY
MOVING
Hmmmit started out as a promising theory, but it doesn't really bear scrutiny.- Lord, have mercy on a country boy
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dolemitesdick — 9 years ago(October 18, 2016 12:49 PM)
Is this an actual Truck or what Americans call a Truck?, which can be smaller than a car
https://goo.gl/Hve7jp
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jessicafischerqueen — 9 years ago(October 19, 2016 02:34 AM)
What do English people call a "truck" brah? I know you have different idioms. I think you people refer to a dildo as "truck," if I'm not mistaken. If so, that doesn't count. If a movie has a dildo in it, that doesn't mean it's horror. Although it could still be a horror if it also had a proper truck in it.
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znep27 — 9 years ago(October 19, 2016 03:27 AM)
What if it has a dildo truck?
http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/40851156674688876/B4C8D34A20A9A7C7367E1A76433E533860E659C2/?interpolation=lanczos-none&output-format=jpeg&output-quality=95&fit=inside|1024:640&composite-to%3D*%2C*|1024%3A640&background-color=black
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?" -
jessicafischerqueen — 9 years ago(October 19, 2016 06:16 AM)
You sir, are a true scientist. First, that's clearly the greatest truck ever. Imagine the applications! Second, you have discovered a new horror genre: "The Dick Truck" genre. It could even spawn a new action/horror star called "Dick Truck." This is a role that Lance Henriksen, or possibly Linda Hunt, could really sink his teeth into.
I'm afraid the Nobel Prize for horror studies goes to you. Congratulations, my dear
Z
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