What is one of your favorite poems that starts (roughly) like that? Here's one.

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tommix42 — 9 years ago(October 15, 2016 08:14 PM)

For Grave Encounters I'm Lance Preston.

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tommix42 — 9 years ago(October 15, 2016 07:26 PM)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hello, my name is Phil, please pay no attention to the gigantic penis growing out of my face, from right between my eyes
Pleased to meet you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van.
For Grave Encounters I'm Lance Preston.

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znep27 — 9 years ago(October 15, 2016 10:32 PM)

Violets are blue
Roses are pink
Flowers smell good
But you sure stink
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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dolemitesdick — 9 years ago(October 15, 2016 11:20 PM)

Rose are red
Violets are blue
except they're not
cause violets are the color of violet
the hint is in the name, violet, repeat after me violet
its like going
oranges are red
turnips are blue
Im going like after the first sentence, dude they are orange, the clue is in the name, orange, let me spell it out to you o r a g e or something
https://goo.gl/Hve7jp
https://goo.gl/9kTDt1

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znep27 — 9 years ago(October 16, 2016 12:46 AM)

But oranges are yellow.
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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dolemitesdick — 9 years ago(October 16, 2016 04:13 AM)

I'll Orange you, you turnip
https://goo.gl/Hve7jp
https://goo.gl/9kTDt1

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habs43 — 9 years ago(October 16, 2016 06:09 AM)

roses are red,
violets are blue.
existence means nothing,
and neither do you.
leave me to die, you won't remember my voice. i walked away and grew old

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smerd_70 — 9 years ago(October 16, 2016 06:28 AM)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The Russians have satellite laser weapons.
Why can't we too?
I collect dead pigeons then I press them between the pages of a book.

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mistersparkle — 9 years ago(October 17, 2016 07:29 PM)

Rumble is red
Frenzy is blue
Except on the cartoon
They made a boo boo.
You have many question, Mr Sparkle. I send you premium answer question, hundred percent!

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drunkbear — 9 years ago(October 17, 2016 07:38 PM)

From a classic country song called 'Dang Me' by Roger Miller:
"They say roses are red
And violets are purple
Sugar's sweet
And so's maple syrple
And I'm the seventh
Outta seven sons
My Pappy was a pistol, I'm a sonuvagun"

• Lord, have mercy on a country boy