***This thread is from 2020, but I added more on Sep 29, 2021***
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Cerridwen — 4 years ago(October 01, 2021 02:12 PM)
I don't know why, but "Get Out II: Get Back in Here" really tickled me. I laughed aloud when trying to read it to Mr. Jacky.
Let's try a couple, here…
The Truman Show II: Amnesia
Not-So-Little Women
Whiplash II: Re-Diagnosed
The Green Mile II: Divine Retribution
It's a Wonderful Life II: At Least, It
Was
There Will Be Even More Blood
The Grapes of Wrath II: Fermented
Rosemary's Teenager
Inside Out II: Invasion of the Magic School Bus
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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(October 02, 2021 12:20 AM)
Thanks! I laughed at yours too, especially "The Grapes of Wrath II: Fermented" and "Rosemary's Teenager."
Now that Mr. Jacky is aware of this thread, he's contractually obligated to add his own fake movie sequel titles to the thread! -
CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(December 04, 2020 01:44 AM)
PE's reply from the older thread:
Avengers: Let's Tell Jokes While We're in the Middle of a Battle Fighting for Our Lives, and Never Shed Blood Despite Being in Many Fights, And Not Use the One F-Bomb the PG-13 Allows Us, and Let's Leave Out all The Dark Tragic Stuff About Our Characters From the Comics Because We're All About Fun and Goofy, Because We Don't Have the Balls to Do What Logan, Deadpool, and The Dark Knight did Because We're a Bunch Disney Pussies. -
CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(December 04, 2020 02:21 AM)
Thanks! Come up with some titles! I guess I have to post about Santa's farts in order to get replies, so I'll try that:
Bad Santa: His Farts Are Bad Too
Here Comes Santa Claus…and His Farts
The Santa Clause: Santa Has to Keep Farting Every 20 Seconds or He Will Die -
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Rocketman — 5 years ago(December 04, 2020 02:56 AM)
Dr. Suess’s How the Grinch Re-Gifted Christmas
Apollo 26: Houston We Have Another Problem
James Bond: Night of the Living Daylights
Life Begins at Inception
Joker: How About Another Joke, Murray?
The Birds and the Bees
Seabiscuits and Gravy
Dr Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and do the Electric Bugaloo
The Second Longest Yard
The Mile is Always Greener on the Other Side
101 Fur Coats
Misery… Loves Company
Batman Begins Again 3
Star Wars: Episode 10: The Quest for More Money
Apollo 39: We Have A Bigger Problem
Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one.