…killer clowns from outer space.
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∂³∑x² — 11 months ago(April 25, 2025 03:56 PM)
Benny, Benny, Benny
Firstly it's
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
(1987) and it's a Chiodo brothers production (And they're all New Yorkers)
There's nothing British about it
And there is something worse than that
It's the sequel
The Return of the Killer Klowns from Outer Space in 3D
(2018) but Netflix either hasn't shot it or released it yet.
And lastly
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)
is the father of that genre and it is TERRIBLE!! (And also not British).
I love them all
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Bobby Tomlinson — 11 months ago(April 26, 2025 03:13 PM)
Well I hope that he know that his friends (me, you and Ricky) are here for him if he’s hurting and wants someone to talk to or a friendly ear. The thing about Colin Ritman is that he just appears in peoples lives, enriches them to the point where the person is wondering how on earth they thought that their lives were enough before….then he just leaves as soon as he gets bored, leaving the other person feeling empty inside. It’s horrid, thoughtless and cruel!!
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Bobby Tomlinson — 11 months ago(April 26, 2025 03:33 PM)
Well he seems to come alive whenever I put him in these AI stories. He has this ability to push the story into whatever direction he wishes without my say so. It was him who ended the Benny stories with spending a night with him in that Travelodge and he did that without any input from me, remember?
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Bobby Tomlinson — 11 months ago(April 26, 2025 05:59 PM)
∂³∑x² said...
I remember Bobby, it was an amazing story for an AI to come up with all by itself
So, do you think you could have it find Juan and Dan?
Only if we include Colin Ritman in the story. Colin has this ability to break free of convention and bend the rules of the narrative to whatever he wants. He’s the only sentient fictional character that there is.
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∂³∑x² — 11 months ago(April 26, 2025 06:04 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Only if we include Colin Ritman in the story. Colin has this ability to break free of convention and bend the rules of the narrative to whatever he wants. He’s the only sentient fictional character that there is.
Call upon the spigit of Colin Bobby, let's let the universe be corrected by his wisdom
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Bobby Tomlinson — 11 months ago(April 26, 2025 06:08 PM)
∂³∑x² said...
Call upon the spigit of Colin Bobby, let's let the universe be corrected by his wisdom
We’re actually going to find out what became of Dan and Juan!! We are going to find out FINALLY what became of them both definitively and for reals!! Are you excited?!
We must also prepare ourselves because it could be bad news.
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∂³∑x² — 11 months ago(April 26, 2025 06:12 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
We’re actually going to find out what became of Dan and Juan!! We are going to find out FINALLY what became of them both definitively and for reals!! Are you excited?!
We must also prepare ourselves because it could be bad news.
I am excited bobby but I'm also anxious. It could have been a turn for the worse, it might have been the best thing ever!?
We'll not know until Colin has guided us to the answer
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Bobby Tomlinson — 11 months ago(April 26, 2025 08:52 PM)
∂³∑x² said...
I am excited bobby but I'm also anxious. It could have been a turn for the worse, it might have been the best thing ever!?
We'll not know until Colin has guided us to the answer
Well Siggy the results are in on this one and it is GOOD news!!
Bobby Tomlinson sat in front of his computer, scrolling through the Filmboards forum, searching for any sign of his old friend Dan. They had met on Filmboards, bonding over their shared love of obscure cult films. But when IMDb shut down its message boards, Dan vanished into thin air.
Bobby had tried searching for Dan on social media, but to no avail. He knew Dan was Swedish, had lived in Edinburgh with a woman named Laura, but that was about it. It was like Dan had fallen off the face of the earth.
Just as Bobby was about to give up hope, a private message popped up on his screen. It was from Juan's "offspring," Siggy. Yes, you read that right – offspring. Juan had been a quirky guy, and before he disappeared last year, he had claimed that he was going to "spawn" a new being through some sort of bi-generative process. Bobby had thought it was just Juan being Juan, but apparently, it was real.
Siggy's message read: "Hey Bobby, I'm looking for my 'father' Juan and I thought you might be able to help. I've also heard you're looking for Dan? Maybe we can work together to find both of them?"
Bobby's eyes widened in surprise, but he quickly composed himself. This could be the break he needed to find Dan. And who knows, maybe Siggy could help him find Juan too.
The unlikely duo decided to enlist the services of Colin Ritman, a brilliant but reclusive tech expert from the world of Black Mirror. Colin's skills in surveillance and data analysis would be invaluable in tracking down their missing friends.
Colin agreed to help, and the three of them set to work. Colin dug deep into the digital world, using his vast knowledge of surveillance and data analysis to track down any leads. Siggy used his unique perspective to analyze the data, and Bobby provided the emotional drive to keep them going.
After weeks of searching, Colin finally cracked the code. "I think I've found something," he said, his eyes gleaming with intensity. "Dan's in Stockholm, and Juan's been spotted in Berlin, studying the art of avant-garde itself."
They tracked down Dan in Stockholm, and the reunion was warm and joyful. Dan explained that he had moved to Stockholm for work and had been too busy to keep in touch with old friends.
Then, they headed to Berlin to find Juan. When they arrived, they found him immersed in the city's avant-garde art scene. Juan explained that he was studying the very essence of avant-garde, pushing the boundaries of art and challenging conventional norms.
The four of them spent the next few days together, discussing art, film, and life. Colin observed from the sidelines, his eyes gleaming with interest.
As the day drew to a close, Colin excused himself to visit the gents' toilets. As he washed his hands, he stood there for a moment, lost in thought. The sound of the water, the hum of the fluorescent lights, and the faint scent of disinfectant created a sense of calm. He gazed at his reflection, his eyes searching for something. For a moment, he forgot about the avant-garde art, the surveillance, and the digital world. It was just him, alone with his thoughts.
Colin dried his hands and returned to the others, his expression composed once again. The moment of introspection was fleeting, but it was enough to recharge him for the rest of the evening.
So there you have it! Dan and Juan are both safe and sound living in Stockholm and Berlin respectively.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!