I wish Dolly Parton has married Kenny Rogers….

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None — 7 years ago(February 21, 2019 02:03 PM)

Dolly Rogers would make a great pirate name.

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Ettu — 7 years ago(February 21, 2019 04:40 PM)

Aye, thar be the finest titties that ever sailed the seas.

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Strega — 7 years ago(February 21, 2019 05:37 PM)

She has tattoos on her arms, that's why you never see her wearing anything sleeveless

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Ettu — 7 years ago(February 21, 2019 05:40 PM)

Arr, a skull and a crossbones, I wager.

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— 7 years ago(February 21, 2019 07:44 PM)

If she had a parrot it would be Polly Rogers.

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amirite — 7 years ago(February 21, 2019 07:51 PM)

I wish I thought of that one

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— 7 years ago(February 21, 2019 07:59 PM)

Why didn't you say amirite to me amirite?
Sad now

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amirite — 7 years ago(February 21, 2019 08:03 PM)

Because I blew a good joke opportunity and am now severly depressed and just don't know the point of continuing this ridiculous charade, the charade of which I'm referring to being my life… amirite?!

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— 7 years ago(February 21, 2019 08:08 PM)

But the amirite thing is an essential part of your identity and as such is enough in and of itself for the viewer, your audience to be highly amused. No other comedy is necessary, it is merely the cherry on the delicious cake.

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amirite — 7 years ago(February 21, 2019 08:13 PM)

Urrite.
And if she had a lollipop, it'd be called Lolly Rogers, amirite?

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— 7 years ago(February 21, 2019 08:04 PM)

And if her parrot was exceptionally happy it would be Dolly's Jolly Polly Rogers