That look on your FRUMPY HOMELY FACE as you asked me what I was doing there!!! Not even INVITING ME IN!! Oh but I came i
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Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 26, 2025 06:52 PM)
Well Juan this is very easy to answer…
Simply put…she wants a BAD BOY! ALL females do, they never outgrow it! She wants another man who is like her exes, NOT me!! The idea that women mature and then want a nice dependable solid like me is a damn MYTH!!
She wants someone who excites her still and makes her realise that she’s still alive! This is what ALL FEMALES want! Not some clown skip skopping down her street and into her house, making silly jokes and paying her compliments. Talking about old chocolate bars, how much better Kellogg’s Variety Packs used to be and excitedly going on about the latest episode of bad telly they’ve watched!
I simply do not excite her or make her feel alive….like her exes did.
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元才 — 3 months ago(December 26, 2025 07:54 PM)
I'm sure there's someone out there who thinks you are a bad boy Bobby
Look at that Sally lass. I know you don't fancy her but she thinks that you're a bit out there
Someone like her, and that you fancy, will be around somewhere Bobby
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Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 26, 2025 10:00 PM)
元才 said...
I'm sure there's someone out there who thinks you are a bad boy Bobby
Look at that Sally lass. I know you don't fancy her but she thinks that you're a bit out there
Someone like her, and that you fancy, will be around somewhere Bobby
And kids, anyone with kids will always put them first. Stay away from people with kids and you'll have a better chance of them putting you first
I need to change my personality is what I need to do. I need to be more like Ricky, Ricky has the right idea.
The other day a friend of mine from work said that I remind them of Hopper from Strangest Things. I look like him in the way that I have his build and look like a tough manly man. Unfortunately my personality does not match. I am not a tough guy like him. I get excited over old Coco Pops adverts and wax lyrical about how the various British cities Christmas markets compare to each other.
I need to be seen to be more TOUGH and MANLY otherwise NO female will ever be interested.
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元才 — 3 months ago(December 26, 2025 11:39 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
I need to change my personality is what I need to do. I need to be more like Ricky, Ricky has the right idea.
The other day a friend of mine from work said that I remind them of Hopper from Strangest Things. I look like him in the way that I have his build and look like a tough manly man. Unfortunately my personality does not match. I am not a tough guy like him. I get excited over old Coco Pops adverts and wax lyrical about how the various British cities Christmas markets compare to each other.
I need to be seen to be more TOUGH and MANLY otherwise NO female will ever be interested.
Don't let one person rejecting you make you feel down Bobby
Just be who you are and everything will fall into place
I don't watch Stranger Things but that guy is the same guy from the Marvel universe, he seems like a sweet person
There will be someone out there with an odd hobby that you can both explore with interest. Perhaps a librarian or archivist sort, someone who likes history and appreciates order. Someone without children
This board is filled with people all seeking a little attention, but this board is only a sniff of what the real world is like. Just be you and take all of your little eccentricities and build a snowman. Someone will come with a carrot and scarf
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Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 28, 2025 11:19 AM)
元才 said...
Don't let one person rejecting you make you feel down Bobby
Just be who you are and everything will fall into place
I don't watch Stranger Things but that guy is the same guy from the Marvel universe, he seems like a sweet person
There will be someone out there with an odd hobby that you can both explore with interest. Perhaps a librarian or archivist sort, someone who likes history and appreciates order. Someone without children
This board is filled with people all seeking a little attention, but this board is only a sniff of what the real world is like. Just be you and take all of your little eccentricities and build a snowman. Someone will come with a carrot and scarf
Ricky will need guidance and you are just the soul to give him the light ahead
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I’m feeling a bit better today Juan. I called in sick to work yesterday and spent the day in bed crying on and off.
Anyway as the day wore on, my thoughts turned to revenge! That’s why I’m feeling better today!
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元才 — 3 months ago(December 28, 2025 11:29 AM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
I’m feeling a bit better today Juan. I called in sick to work yesterday and spent the day in bed crying on and off.
Anyway as the day wore on, my thoughts turned to revenge! That’s why I’m feeling better today!
Revenge is healthy Bobby
Having a spark of redemption through another's suffering seems to be what drives humanity
So what are your plans?
Cut off gimboids feet?
Plan a prison break and make it look like she's the ringleader of it all?
Wait 50 years and then visit her on her deathbed dressed as green Santa?
I'm sure you have tonnes more ideas - let's bounce them around -
Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 28, 2025 11:46 AM)
元才 said...
Revenge is healthy Bobby
Having a spark of redemption through another's suffering seems to be what drives humanity
So what are your plans?
Cut off gimboids feet?
Plan a prison break and make it look like she's the ringleader of it all?
Wait 50 years and then visit her on her deathbed dressed as green Santa?
I'm sure you have tonnes more ideas - let's bounce them around
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I really like that Green Father Christmas idea, but that would be playing the LONG GAME and I can’t wait that long with this anger and rage bubbling up and around inside of me.
I thought maybe a few nuisance calls to start with and then it can escalate to nasty notes through the letterbox. I’ll then stick up family photos of her and her lads up in her house for her to find, only her face will be crossed out with a marker pen.
It will escalate and eventually I’ll be starting little fires in rooms of her house. It will all really mess with her mind.
I got the idea from Enders with the current stalker storyline involving Slag Slater.
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元才 — 3 months ago(December 28, 2025 11:53 AM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
I really like that Green Father Christmas idea, but that would be playing the LONG GAME and I can’t wait that long with this anger and rage bubbling up and around inside of me.
I thought maybe a few nuisance calls to start with and then it can escalate to nasty notes through the letterbox. I’ll then stick up family photos of her and her lads up in her house for her to find, only her face will be crossed out with a marker pen.
It will escalate and eventually I’ll be starting little fires in rooms of her house. It will all really mess with her mind.
I got the idea from Enders with the current stalker storyline involving Slag Slater.
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You could do that Christmas rip-off that Enders did of Doctor Who Bobby, and visit her in different times of her life, like Ebeneezer Scrooge did in A Christmas Carol
Only you could do better than Nigel did and have that blonde Welsh lass sing at the end while the skywhales flew around in the snow -
Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 28, 2025 12:39 PM)
元才 said...
You could do that Christmas rip-off that Enders did of Doctor Who Bobby, and visit her in different times of her life, like Ebeneezer Scrooge did in A Christmas Carol
Only you could do better than Nigel did and have that blonde Welsh lass sing at the end while the skywhales flew around in the snow
You are thinking of Holby City, which was a spin off of Enders.
I don’t like that idea Juan because in every single Christmas Carol story after Mr Scrooge has been visited by THE THREE GHOSTS, he then dances about the place, shouts from a window at a child and then goes out onto the street prancing and cavorting and pranking Crotchit and everybody (including him) are all the better for it!
I want to put her through hell, Juan.
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元才 — 3 months ago(December 28, 2025 12:59 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
You are thinking of Holby City, which was a spin off of Enders.
I don’t like that idea Juan because in every single Christmas Carol story after Mr Scrooge has been visited by THE THREE GHOSTS, he then dances about the place, shouts from a window at a child and then goes out onto the street prancing and cavorting and pranking Crotchit and everybody (including him) are all the better for it!
I want to put her through hell, Juan.
Well if it's hell you want Bobby, it's hell we'll bring
Ricky mentioned that she works at The Curry Pot in Asda, I think sending around an online campaign of free curries for students there should make sure she has a spanner in the works to the start of her year
Let's start there and we can build on that (Depending upon her reaction to it all) -
/.ㅤ — 3 months ago(December 28, 2025 01:06 PM)
元才 said...
Well if it's hell you want Bobby, it's hell we'll bring
Ricky mentioned that she works at The Curry Pot in Asda, I think sending around an online campaign of free curries for students there should make sure she has a spanner in the works to the start of her year
Let's start there and we can build on that (Depending upon her reaction to it all)
It's so sad what happened. You don't seem very sympathetic.?
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元才 — 3 months ago(December 28, 2025 01:45 PM)
/.ㅤ said...
It's so sad what happened. You don't seem very sympathetic.?
I tried to warn Bobby about the whole thing Slash dot and so I can't sympathise in that regard
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Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 28, 2025 01:37 PM)
元才 said...
Well if it's hell you want Bobby, it's hell we'll bring
Ricky mentioned that she works at The Curry Pot in Asda, I think sending around an online campaign of free curries for students there should make sure she has a spanner in the works to the start of her year
Let's start there and we can build on that (Depending upon her reaction to it all)
That’s a good idea!! Imagine all of these students gathering en masse around that curry pot in Asda, all chanting ‘WE WANT OUR CURRY!!’
It’s a start, but we need to now be thinking of what we will do after that, then after that, then after that etc. 2026 needs to be her ANNUS HORRIBILIS!
That will teach her for rejecting a good guy like me.
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元才 — 3 months ago(December 28, 2025 01:45 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
That’s a good idea!! Imagine all of these students gathering en masse around that curry pot in Asda, all chanting ‘WE WANT OUR CURRY!!’
It’s a start, but we need to now be thinking of what we will do after that, then after that, then after that etc. 2026 needs to be her ANNUS HORRIBILIS!
That will teach her for rejecting a good guy like me.
Well, a curry for starters, then perhaps when the second oldest is applying for university we can use some more of that student social media magic to make things a little uneasy for him too
In fact, I think a student social media stratagem is the way forward across all of this
The eldest gets a pass because you never really got to know him but the other 3 are the way to her heart. She broke yours and so that's how you break hers Bobby -
Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 28, 2025 02:34 PM)
元才 said...
Well, a curry for starters, then perhaps when the second oldest is applying for university we can use some more of that student social media magic to make things a little uneasy for him too
In fact, I think a student social media stratagem is the way forward across all of this
The eldest gets a pass because you never really got to know him but the other 3 are the way to her heart. She broke yours and so that's how you break hers Bobby
That’s BRILLIANT!!!!!
She cares so much about these damn brats so the way to hurt HER is to hurt THEM! Anyway I’d love to teach that big horrible footed hippy second eldest of hers a lesson too!
Yes, her oldest child I have never seen. I bet he’s well and truly distanced himself from these loonies!
Also don’t mind what that Slash Dot above says. Revenge is all I have now and it is the only thing that is keeping me going.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
元才 — 3 months ago(December 28, 2025 02:48 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
That’s BRILLIANT!!!!! She cares so much about these damn brats so the way to hurt HER is to hurt THEM! Anyway I’d love to teach that big horrible footed hippy second eldest of hers a lesson too!
Yes, her oldest child I have never seen. I bet he’s well and truly distanced himself from these loonies!
Also don’t mind what that Slash Dot above says. Revenge is all I have now and it is the only thing that is keeping me going.
Spare the rod, spoil the child Bobby. This is the way
Now obviously you can't do anything directly to the kids, that'd be illegal
But you can pave the way for them to be hardened by online experiences and not treat them as magical Tiktok or Roblox niceties
Maybe a few mailing lists, their usernames showing up on inappropriate forums (Like Digital Spy) and each of them having online profiles which seem like theirs but that's just coincidence, and those online profiles rubbish everything good about wherever they are and so people wrongly make the assumptions that it's them posting said things
For example, if one of them (The second eldest with the big feet) goes to London they might find all the Chicken But shops in Brixton, Croydon and Lewisham have gotten terrible reviews from someone who could be mistaken for them
The Nottinghill Festival also has bad reviews from that account. And it says that the Chicken Hut chicken isn't halal. Maybe it also posts on websites like The Student Zone and is a big Donald Trump fan and loves Prince Andrew
Maybe some Doctor Who sites were the account says that Ncuti was an Auntie Tom and wasn't woke enough, in fact he was just pushed into the role because he was black and gay and it has nothing to do with his actual abilities as a performer or entertainer and he was done wrong by those weirdo freaks at the BBC
And, of course, have them be a big fan of some new gaming console that says that XBox, Playstation, Switch and PC are all crap and that the people who use them are idiots
That should make their life a little uneasy and the fact that it's someone with an account name similar to theirs is just a coincidence
Perhaps use a VPN so that the account gets traced back to Russia, or the US! OR BOTH!!
Make it an international investigation if one ever tries to get picked up. And make sure you use a signature in Arabic and Hebrew - just to muddy the waters further
There's plenty here who could help you out with such a campaign of potential destruction all for no real personal gain
You can do it Bobby, I believe in you -
Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 28, 2025 03:43 PM)
元才 said...
Spare the rod, spoil the child Bobby. This is the way
Now obviously you can't do anything directly to the kids, that'd be illegal
But you can pave the way for them to be hardened by online experiences and not treat them as magical Tiktok or Roblox niceties
Maybe a few mailing lists, their usernames showing up on inappropriate forums (Like Digital Spy) and each of them having online profiles which seem like theirs but that's just coincidence, and those online profiles rubbish everything good about wherever they are and so people wrongly make the assumptions that it's them posting said things
For example, if one of them (The second eldest with the big feet) goes to London they might find all the Chicken But shops in Brixton, Croydon and Lewisham have gotten terrible reviews from someone who could be mistaken for them
The Nottinghill Festival also has bad reviews from that account. And it says that the Chicken Hut chicken isn't halal. Maybe it also posts on websites like The Student Zone and is a big Donald Trump fan and loves Prince Andrew
Maybe some Doctor Who sites were the account says that Ncuti was an Auntie Tom and wasn't woke enough, in fact he was just pushed into the role because he was black and gay and it has nothing to do with his actual abilities as a performer or entertainer and he was done wrong by those weirdo freaks at the BBC
And, of course, have them be a big fan of some new gaming console that says that XBox, Playstation, Switch and PC are all crap and that the people who use them are idiots
That should make their life a little uneasy and the fact that it's someone with an account name similar to theirs is just a coincidence
Perhaps use a VPN so that the account gets traced back to Russia, or the US! OR BOTH!!
Make it an international investigation if one ever tries to get picked up. And make sure you use a signature in Arabic and Hebrew - just to muddy the waters further
There's plenty here who could help you out with such a campaign of potential destruction all for no real personal gain
You can do it Bobby, I believe in you
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That all sounds very complex and intricate. I like it but I would not have the first idea how to go about it all. You say folks on here would be happy to help me…however there is currently a poll on the boards where posters can vote for their least favourite ‘Juan sock’ and I am winning by a landslide! I am not very well liked on here.
The bit about the new console that they love…how about the Evercade? You see when I took my Evercade round to hers to show her lads some Data East classics…her two youngest just mocked the graphics (asking if it was from Victorian times) and the second eldest just smiled and smugly said ‘way before my time, this’ and went off to speak to that creature of a partner of his on the phone! I left that house crying that night. So I say JUSTICE FOR THE EVERCADE too!
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
元才 — 3 months ago(December 28, 2025 04:08 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
That all sounds very complex and intricate. I like it but I would not have the first idea how to go about it all. You say folks on here would be happy to help me…however there is currently a poll on the boards where posters can vote for their least favourite ‘Juan sock’ and I am winning by a landslide! I am not very well liked on here.
The bit about the new console that they love…how about the Evercade? You see when I took my Evercade round to hers to show her lads some Data East classics…her two youngest just mocked the graphics (asking if it was from Victorian times) and the second eldest just smiled and smugly said ‘way before my time, this’ and went off to speak to that creature of a partner of his on the phone! I left that house crying that night. So I say JUSTICE FOR THE EVERCADE too!
I had to look that poll you mentioned up Bobby, and if even azn_2 is telling that OP to piss off then you know it's just the Z-team all posting in that thread and piling on with their sock accounts
You should take note, one is azn_2 and everyone else is a sock
Now the Evercade would have been a good idea Bobby, but now that I know you've presented it to the family it would be too much of a giveaway
You'll need to be more up-to-speed, the Rog Ally X running the Steam OS (Not Windows 11) is what you will want for this:
Or the Orange Pi Neo
You've got to distance yourself from the old geezer who likes retro games and be down with the kiddies and their Rocraft, Mineblox and Call of Warcraft VII (Remastered) shenanigans
As you can see from that poll, there are plenty of posters here with too much time on their hands. Use them as your fist out there on the interwebz and have them set up the profiles you need to bring these young people down and break that woman's heart as vengeance
Just mention that you have associative disorder and don't ever remember when you post as me. They'll run that **** through AI and figure out that it's sort of like Fight Club (Which they'll all have pretended to have seen) and you'll be quids in with that insider knowledge of the Dark Web -
/.ㅤ — 3 months ago(December 28, 2025 04:13 PM)
元才 said...
I had to look that poll you mentioned up Bobby, and if even azn_2 is telling that OP to piss off then you know it's just the Z-team all posting in that thread and piling on with their sock accounts
You should take note, one is azn_2 and everyone else is a sock
Now the Evercade would have been a good idea Bobby, but now that I know you've presented it to the family it would be too much of a giveaway
You'll need to be more up-to-speed, the Rog Ally X running the Steam OS (Not Windows 11) is what you will want for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgDvJ7lFhgE
Or the Orange Pi Neo
You've got to distance yourself from the old geezer who likes retro games and be down with the kiddies and their Rocraft, Mineblox and Call of Warcraft VII (Remastered) shenanigans
As you can see from that poll, there are plenty of posters here with too much time on their hands. Use them as your fist out there on the interwebz and have them set up the profiles you need to bring these young people down and break that woman's heart as vengeance
Just mention that you have associative disorder and don't ever remember when you post as me. They'll run that shit through AI and figure out that it's sort of like Fight Club (Which they'll all have pretended to have seen) and you'll be quids in with that insider knowledge of the Dark Web
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PPP!
My password is password.