Dr. Carroll's Lecture To The PTA [Spoilers!]

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thegreatraoul — 16 years ago(December 04, 2009 07:38 PM)

"And so the gun went off whilst pointed at the floor, but the bullet bounced up and hit young mary in the back."
why dont you leave that weird beep alone?

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cosmicfarmer2 — 15 years ago(April 08, 2010 05:17 PM)

"And the jury foreman started daydreaming during deliberations, and he hallucinated that the drawstring for some nearby window shade was actually a noose. And he also saw a picture of George Washington, and thought to himself 'they're gonna hang George Washington if we don't convict this kid!'"

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Chesterfield_Invincible — 15 years ago(May 20, 2010 09:53 AM)

And so, Mary's mother placed a samovar in front of Bill and Mary. Bill, not knowing what the contents were beforehand, smiled liked a jackas, and proclaimed [imitating Bill], "Gosh! Hot Chocolate".

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Chesterfield_Invincible — 15 years ago(February 10, 2011 01:00 PM)

And so, the dope peddlers were all rounded up, thanks in a large part to that great G-Man, Dick Tracy, who got the call on his 2-way wrist radio.

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Chesterfield_Invincible — 14 years ago(July 21, 2011 06:00 PM)

And so, Bill fixed his little brother's model airplane, if only to stop him from going [imitates Junior] "Bill's gotta girlfriend! Mary's little lamb!"

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jrpelt — 14 years ago(September 01, 2011 07:27 PM)

LECTURER: "Finally, the foreman led the remaining jurors in wedgie-ing a 'guilty' out of that last little hold-out who, between you and me, kinda had a 'Jew-ey' look about him. Why are you all looking at me like that?"

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jrpelt — 14 years ago(September 01, 2011 07:53 PM)

THE LECTURER: "Blanche was then led out of the judge's chambers by a matron to be held until her own trial could occur, during which she was certain to receive a hefty fine and several hours community service. Unfortunately, no one not the judge, the DA, or her own attorney had notified her of such a sentence, for not a minute had gone by when she ran away from the matron, smashed open a window, and threw herself to her death in act of self-recrimination. This, sadly, also made her confession as to the truth behind young Mary Lane's death legally hearsay. Fortunately, the police were able to third-degree a similar statement from Mae"
AUDIENCE MEMBER: "I was wondering what happened to her."
THE LECTURER: " thus enabling Jimmy to be released from prison."

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Chesterfield_Invincible — 14 years ago(January 04, 2012 01:38 PM)

"And so Blanche lured Bill into her bedroom, where high on the dreaded marihuana theyerwell, there are ladies present here, so..ah..use your imagination!"

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Chesterfield_Invincible — 13 years ago(January 01, 2013 05:46 AM)

DR. CARROLL: "And so, Jack got Mae to tell the police that Bill and Mary were only up there 'for a couple of beers'."
AUDIENCE MEMBER [Thinking]: "Some priorities this school hasthey bend over backwards over marihuana, but do absolutely nothing to curb underage drinking!"

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Chesterfield_Invincible — 12 years ago(June 21, 2013 04:39 PM)

"And so I told FBI Agent Wyatt 'We educators can't do anything until the public is sufficiently aroused'. Misunderstanding me, he reached over and grabbed my crotch."

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Chesterfield_Invincible — 10 years ago(December 10, 2015 05:47 PM)

"And so, Bill's murder case came to trial. The judge still aggravated from the previous day's murder trail, where much of the court's time was wasted by three moronic chowder-heads, who had caused Disorder in the Court!"