One must remember that the bulk of the story of 'Reefer Madness' is told in flashback at the PTA meeting (the announceme
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jrpelt — 14 years ago(September 01, 2011 07:27 PM)
LECTURER: "Finally, the foreman led the remaining jurors in wedgie-ing a 'guilty' out of that last little hold-out who, between you and me, kinda had a 'Jew-ey' look about him. Why are you all looking at me like that?"
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jrpelt — 14 years ago(September 01, 2011 07:53 PM)
THE LECTURER: "Blanche was then led out of the judge's chambers by a matron to be held until her own trial could occur, during which she was certain to receive a hefty fine and several hours community service. Unfortunately, no one not the judge, the DA, or her own attorney had notified her of such a sentence, for not a minute had gone by when she ran away from the matron, smashed open a window, and threw herself to her death in act of self-recrimination. This, sadly, also made her confession as to the truth behind young Mary Lane's death legally hearsay. Fortunately, the police were able to third-degree a similar statement from Mae"
AUDIENCE MEMBER: "I was wondering what happened to her."
THE LECTURER: " thus enabling Jimmy to be released from prison." -
Chesterfield_Invincible — 13 years ago(January 01, 2013 05:46 AM)
DR. CARROLL: "And so, Jack got Mae to tell the police that Bill and Mary were only up there 'for a couple of beers'."
AUDIENCE MEMBER [Thinking]: "Some priorities this school hasthey bend over backwards over marihuana, but do absolutely nothing to curb underage drinking!" -
Chesterfield_Invincible — 10 years ago(December 10, 2015 05:47 PM)
"And so, Bill's murder case came to trial. The judge still aggravated from the previous day's murder trail, where much of the court's time was wasted by three moronic chowder-heads, who had caused Disorder in the Court!"