He would have to be invited inside for fears of him molesting children.

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WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(November 30, 2022 04:33 AM)

He would have to be invited inside for fears of him molesting children.
He would be black.
He would be thin to encourage kids to stay that way.
He would be gay.
No sweat shop slave laborers.
The elves would have a union and fair wages and working conditions.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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Pete Burns — 3 years ago(November 30, 2022 04:36 AM)

He would be thin to encourage kids to stay that way.
No. Santa's fatness is probably the only part of him that would remain the same. He would weigh 300 pounds and pose nude in the name of body positivity and anyone who showed concern for his heart disease or a diabetes would be accused of "fat shaming"

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MovieManCin2 — 3 years ago(November 30, 2022 09:15 AM)

Nothing
can ever be like it used to be, due to the
moronic pussies
in the Woke Mob.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(November 30, 2022 05:07 PM)

My point exactly.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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MovieManCin2 — 3 years ago(December 01, 2022 07:35 AM)

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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Fun Guy From Yuggoth — 3 years ago(November 30, 2022 05:43 PM)

He would have to be invited inside for fears of him molesting children.
Drakkla Claus!