When was the last time you cried?
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The Ghost of FFS — 4 years ago(May 01, 2021 02:25 PM)
It was a couple of years ago now. I remember my gran had passed away on the Thursday, and it was the Saturday just after. I was meeting up with some buddies for a few drinks. Out of the blue, I got a phone call to say my parents had died on a tandem sky jump. Naturally, I was devastated. When I hung up the call my buddies were fortunately on hand to consol me with a punch to the shoulder and a promise that I wouldn't have to buy any drinks that night. I felt a little bit better.
We went to the bar, but on the way there, Paul, who had Downs Syndrome, got knocked down by a UPS truck that was, ironically, speeding to get to my house to serve me with divorce papers because my 25 year old Danish swim model wife wanted to leave me for my friend, Paul.
I was still OK at that time though, because I knew I needed to stay strong for my good friend Adam, who'd only just that day found out that he had Lou Gehrig's disease (is anyone actually still reading this?). Anyway, just about keeping it together, we both grabbed a cab to go to the hospital to be there for my wife's boyfriend Paul.
At the hospital, I went to the bathroom. It was there that it happened. I just completely lost it. At the long, trough like urinal, I looked along and spotted Mechanic. When I saw what he had in his hand, and then looked down to see what I had in mine, I couldn't contain my emotion. I just feel on my knees and cried up to the heavens "why, god, why is it that retards have the biggest cocks?"
R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish -
Adam60z — 4 years ago(May 01, 2021 06:48 PM)
Oh well, at least it was a happy ending for Mechanic when you were on your knees.
Anyway I finally realized why I don't have a 25 year old Danish swimsuit model wife; because I don't have Down Syndrome!
Mean people suck.
