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AardvarkRatnik — 12 years ago(November 16, 2013 12:41 PM)

"Come on Jack, put it away. You know you're not going to use it."
"The gun he means!"

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fritz-66 — 12 years ago(January 29, 2014 01:12 AM)

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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jh66 — 12 years ago(March 27, 2014 02:32 PM)

"Slags like your Sandra can get away with it.[punch]Can't they?.The Doreen's of this world can't[punch]..can they?"

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kathmaxwell828586 — 12 years ago(March 27, 2014 05:58 PM)

Do you want to go to the toilet Albert

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Postieman — 11 years ago(April 12, 2014 12:41 PM)

Edna: What's that gun doing in your room? Suppose I phone the police, told them there's a bloke in my hotel who's planning to shoot somebody?
Jack Carter: You wouldn't do that.
Edna: How do you know I wouldn't?
Jack Carter: 'Cause I know you wear purple underwear.
Edna: What's that supposed to mean?
Jack Carter: Think about it.

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LeonardPine — 11 years ago(May 25, 2014 09:48 AM)

"Clever bastard aren't yer?"
"Only comparatively"
"Perhaps he's wondering why someone would SHOOT a man before throwing him out of a plane"

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enochsneed — 11 years ago(October 28, 2014 03:18 AM)

"You're getting very optimistic in your old age, Thorpy."

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enochsneed — 11 years ago(October 28, 2014 03:21 AM)

"Oh, I'm straight respectable " (I sometimes use this line when people ask me what my job is. Very few of them get it.)

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sandbox_magician — 10 years ago(August 28, 2015 05:58 AM)

you couldn't win an egg and spoon race, Eric!

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AardvarkRatnik — 10 years ago(October 29, 2015 01:44 PM)

"I'm going to sit in the car and whistle Rule Brittania!"

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DrAdamBricker — 10 years ago(November 20, 2015 10:09 AM)

"I
know
you didn't kill him! I
know
!"

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ecarle — 10 years ago(November 29, 2015 11:05 PM)

"Oh, you've been watching tele-vision."

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parknourie — 9 years ago(October 03, 2016 02:49 AM)

Lots of awesome lines in this film.
My favorite is: "Here, go get yourself a course in karate."
That was so sad and yet hilarious.
Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down and a Wagging Finger of Shame

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Kodeeh — 9 years ago(February 04, 2017 12:10 PM)

"Clever sod, aren't you?"
"Only comparatively."