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Then the librarian told me to take it out.

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    RussellNash β€” 5 years ago(December 11, 2020 11:22 PM)

    She did! πŸ˜–
    Hey, it's a kind of magic!

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        Platonic_Caveman β€” 5 years ago(December 11, 2020 09:54 PM)

        He was masturbating to pics of three-legged women.
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            RussellNash β€” 5 years ago(December 11, 2020 10:11 PM)

            Now, can't a guy enjoy an innocent putting-the-penis-in-a-library-book without being accused of self-pleasuring anymore?!
            Hey, it's a kind of magic!

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              Platonic_Caveman β€” 5 years ago(December 11, 2020 10:18 PM)

              She was 60 years old and wore her hair in a bun.
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                RussellNash β€” 5 years ago(January 08, 2021 06:08 PM)

                You know her too?!
                Hey, it's a kind of magic!

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                  Wildman-Wizard β€” 5 years ago(January 09, 2021 04:19 AM)

                  what kind of shoes did she wear, i wanna sniff em

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                    wanton87 β€” 5 years ago(December 11, 2020 10:33 PM)

                    So was this guy. He too was in the Guinness Book of world records.
                    Seem to recall that it was a rather lengthy entry πŸ˜„
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                      RussellNash β€” 5 years ago(December 11, 2020 11:17 PM)

                      13.5 inches of intellectual wisdom!
                      Hey, it's a kind of magic!

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                        Platonic_Caveman β€” 5 years ago(January 08, 2021 08:27 PM)

                        Who cares about his schlong? I'm too busy laughing at his stupid hair.
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                          wanton87 β€” 5 years ago(January 08, 2021 09:06 PM)

                          I suppose so PC. It was the 70’s, after all. We were like an entirely different planet back then.
                          Personally, I find this to be much more humorous:
                          That’s the Ron Jeremy version 9.75. Sure, he’s seen more pussy than a US cat sanctuary.
                          But he’s one gross little ****er! πŸ˜„
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                            Platonic_Caveman β€” 5 years ago(January 08, 2021 09:20 PM)

                            Okay, don't get me started. Ron Jeremy? I couldn't enjoy porn if Ron Jeremy's little pinky was in the scene, let alone Ron Jeremy's whole short fat disgusting body. Lol.
                            What is wrong with straight males?
                            I frankly think you straight boys all need a good buttfucking. Sorry, excuse my Greek. 😝
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                              wanton87 β€” 5 years ago(January 08, 2021 09:39 PM)

                              Yeah, he pretty much ruins every movie that he’s in for me. Us straight dude’s aren’t watching the movie for the guy. But when the guy is someone like Ron Jeremy, you can’t help but be distracted in a gruesome, car wreck sorta way.
                              But what are gonna do? When your introduction to sex ed, was the old man’s 8mm projector, and box full of reel to reels, that he kept stashed in his work shop, you pretty much take what you can get πŸ˜„
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                                Platonic_Caveman β€” 5 years ago(January 08, 2021 11:07 PM)

                                I know you're not watching it for the guy. But he has to be at least decent looking. I looked up Ron Jeremey's height. He's 5'6" lol - a demented dwarf! If I'm watching straight porn for the guy, I still expect the chick to be hot.
                                This goes to a larger point about how male heterosexuals have been told they must act. "Oh no no no no, I never look at the guy!" Of course you look at the guy. Otherwise Jeremy's monster cock would be irrelevant.
                                Heterosexual males are taught in our culture to hate the male body. I think that's the real reason Ron Jeremy was so successful. There's no possible way a straight male could be the slightest bit aroused by that freak. My heterosexuality is safe and secure!!!
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                                  wanton87 β€” 5 years ago(January 08, 2021 11:57 PM)

                                  He's 5'6" lol
                                  Yeah. Unfortunately he’s also 5'6" wide πŸ˜„
                                  I like to rip on him. But on a personal level, he’s probably a cool guy. The type of guy that you could sit down at a bar with, and enjoy a drink, and shoot the crap with. He has a masters degree in special education I believe, and at one point, worked as a stand up comic. You can kinda see that in his some of his films, with some of the funny quips that he makes.
                                  Personally, I feel that he’s being railroaded with the multiple rape accusations being leveled against him. One of the claimants was a girl that asked him to sign her tit at a porn convention. I mean, come on! I just don’t see it in this dude.
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                                    Platonic_Caveman β€” 5 years ago(January 09, 2021 03:41 AM)

                                    Oh, dude, I have the utmost respect for Ron Jeremy. What other short fat ugly guy had the moxy to make it as the world's most famous and infamous porn star?
                                    Obviously, he gets all the hot chicks he wants. Seriously, hats off to the guy and I'm sure he's cool as hell.
                                    As for the #metoo allegations, that's a witch hunt. How many more men's lives will the gold diggers and their money grubbing attorneys try to ruin?
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                                      wanton87 β€” 5 years ago(January 09, 2021 02:52 PM)

                                      A short clip from the movie Cherry 2000. Eerily prophetic it was (Yes, the one Glu Glu Club attorney is a young Morpheus )
                                      If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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                                        Platonic_Caveman β€” 5 years ago(January 09, 2021 05:11 PM)

                                        Women, Sam, real women!
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                                          wanton87 β€” 5 years ago(January 09, 2021 05:46 PM)

                                          Lol. Another one of my all time 80’s favorite classics!
                                          If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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