1."Crime?"
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sp0rk-1 — 17 years ago(March 29, 2009 01:11 AM)
Gabby Johnson: You get back here you pious, candyass, sidewinder. Ain't no way that no buddy's gonna leave this town. Hell, I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
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BladeRunnerOO8 — 17 years ago(March 29, 2009 06:08 PM)
Lyle - "Dock that beep a day's pay for nappin' on the job"
Hedley Lamarr - "Where's my Froggy?"
Taggart - "I dunno, i didn't see it when i come in here"
Hedley Lamarr - "Well look damn* your eyes, look for it!" "TAGGART?!"
Taggart - "sorry sir" "Here it is"
Hedley Lamarr - "Give it to me, give it to me!" "That was a close one!" "Daddy Loves Froggy, Froggy Love Daddy?" "RibbetRibbet"
Hedley Lamarr - "Alright, i'm through being Mr. Goodbar"
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggieor are you gonna bite?" -
LadyLovie — 16 years ago(April 07, 2009 10:20 PM)
school marm:"WE THE WHITE GOD FEARING CITEZENS OF ROCK RIDGE!"
taggert talking about the toll booth."what'll that ass hole think of next.anybody got a dime? we gotta go back & get a beep load of dimes."
later after they're paying the toll,"we ain't never gonna git to rock ridge."
I like to use that 1 whenever i'm late going somewhere.
little old lady:"have you ever seen such cruelty?" -
SidekickinWhiteFury — 16 years ago(August 11, 2009 10:13 PM)
Mel Brooks said this was cut by the censors.
After Lili says: Is it twue what they say about you people?
Oh it's twue, it's twue.
And Bart says:
You're sucking on my arm.
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willydoe71 — 16 years ago(August 12, 2009 04:26 PM)
{7."The sheriff is Near(bell rings loudly)." "What did he say?"}
I think he was trying to say "The sheriff is a n#gger", not near.
One of my favorite lines:
Taggart: The surveyors say they may have run into some quicksand up ahead. Better check it out.
Lyle: Okay, I'll send down a team of horses to check out the ground.
Taggart: Horses?
[hits Lyle's head]
Taggart: We can't afford to lose any horses, you dummy! Send over a couple of n#ggers.
It's funny that on the message board, IMDB censors the word n#ggers, but on the quotes page, it's there uncensored. -
augbaby1973 — 16 years ago(August 15, 2009 12:09 PM)
Bart: I am so talentedand they are so DUMB.
I likes to keep my audience riveted.
Jim: just think, in another twenty five years you'll be able to shake their hand in broad daylight!
Bart: I'm not gonna hold my breath.
Lily: Is that a ten gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?
They start with Byron and Shelley, then jump on your belly and bust your balloons OOOO
I have many more in this movieone of my favorite movies of all time
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caracallac — 16 years ago(January 22, 2010 06:17 AM)
All right. We'll give some land to the N#ggers and the Ch#nks. But we don't want the Irish!" - spoken by the Irish mayor of Rock Ridge.
I laughed my Irish ass off at that one.
The little old lady's greeting to Bart,
"Up yours N#gger!"
Not lines as such, but the scene as Bart is riding through the desert (with his Gucci saddle bag) and gets a high five from Basie complete with his big band always cracks me up and my personal favourite the, Yiddish Indian Chief. -
morticia021358-1 — 16 years ago(January 25, 2010 03:22 PM)
RE: The Yiddish Indian Chief-
Yiddish Indian Chief (Looking over the covered wagon containing a young Bart [played by Rodney Allen Rippey] and his parents as the traveled separately from the rest of the wagon train): Cop a walk!.
The Family: Thank you!
Yiddish Indian Chief (As the leave): .Wooo! they're darker than us!
Great movie, I never get tired of watching it.
"Protect me from my friends - I can take care of my enemies"- Voltaire