1."Crime?"
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SanForZeke — 16 years ago(March 11, 2010 09:22 AM)
Waco Kid: "No no, don't do that.. if you shoot him, you'll just make him mad."
Hedley: "Repeat after me! I.."
Crowd: "I.."
Hedley: "Your name!"
Crowd: "Your name!"
Hedley: "Schmucks"
"Yahemar! Of course we don't let him go!"
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sabalon1 — 15 years ago(April 17, 2010 09:24 PM)
when wilder is trying to console bart after the old lady's "up your's n****r"
"you have to understand, these are just simple folk, the common clay of the land, you know - morons."
we've used that line a few times to lighten the mood after a bad night of tipping from the customers at our restaurant. lol
if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college -
exhaustedheadcase — 15 years ago(May 05, 2010 06:06 AM)
townspeople: get him (or something to that affect)
Bart: (pulls his gun and point it at his own head) stop! nobody move or the n***r gets it.
old lady: oh wont somebody help that poor man.
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editorsandwritersgroup — 15 years ago(May 10, 2010 03:14 PM)
Taggart: Listen, dummy, the surveyors say they may have run into some quicksand up ahead. Better check it out.
Lyle: OK, Ill send a down team of horses to check out the ground.
Taggart: Horses?!? We caint afford to lose no horses, you dummy! Send over a coupla ns.
Lyle: OK, Mr. Taggart."
Yew and you.
Bart: Sir? Sir, he, ahh specifically requested two ns? Well, to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.
Lyle: Git on that handcart, and take it down to the end of that line!
Bart: Just trying to help you out.
Lyle: "Git!"