Questions regarding the Posters of Filmboards video
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Boris Johnson — 6 years ago(August 24, 2019 10:16 AM)
Today I've been presented with footage revealing many faces of the people that congregate in this great chamber. A number of questions have arisen, which I'm hoping you fine ladies and gentleman can resolve.
- Who is the gentleman wearing his facial hair in the style of a 17th century Frenchman? He's wearing a headset not too dissimilar to those worn in call centres on the Indian subcontinent, and is playing with his hair, in that flirtatious "I'm vulnerable right now" style that I usually witness several minutes before the young lady unzips my fly.
- What substance is the speck of white on the chin of the sweet lady known as Twiz? I'm hopeful that's it's metallic in nature, but I'd just like this confirmed please.
- Which hoodie wearing emo is which? I assume the pair are Dane and Patrick, but their clone-like characteristics make them indistinguishable.
- Which constituency does Mr. Potato Head
represent? I hope they have an agricultural economy and don't mind resolving issues with their fists. - Is the right honorable member known as ITTY operating a customer inquiries hotline from his closet? I must say that he clearly has an affable nature that took me by surprise. In my dealings with him here I've always found him caustic and bitter. Perhaps the stress caused by the cut and thrust of debate is all a little too much for the gentleman? Also, would we all agree that him sitting in that closet is an appropriate metaphor for the underlying issue that led to his recent mental breakdown?
- Who is the muscular and aggressive homosexual? I'm reminded of Brion James, but he's been dead some twenty years. It strikes me that this man would derive great pleasure from being locked in that closet with our smiling call handler.
- What has happened to Anna Maria's head? One wonders if excessive pressure has been applied both top and bottom to cause such compression.
- What happened to the little homosexual lad? One wonders if a similar look could not be achieved if Zac Efron were put in the machine with the whites and washed at 130°F.
- Who is the platinum blonde following immediately? She's exquisite and has made Priti storm out of our cabinet meeting in a jealous rage.
- Who put a pair of eyeglasses on a blob fish? Bravo, sir. Bravo. Absolutely hilarious.
- Katie Price appears next. Which constituency does she represent? I must say I cannot recall ever seeing her attend this chamber in the whole time I've been here.
- Who is the Photofit supposed to represent? For some reason there is a facial composite of a black lady and I'm not sure of its relevance.
- Who is the gentleman who appears next, and why has he dyed his beard black? What was the logic behind this, and are we supposed to collectively support his delusion by pretending he's not actually 50 years old?
- Finally, who is the blonde lady at the very end? I don't believe I've made her acquaintance, but I cannot for the life of me pair that face with a personality that resides here. That is the face of a music hall singer, but the only ladies here with such credentials are Miley and Monicah.
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Daisy — 6 years ago(August 24, 2019 01:06 PM)
I heard that He_cant retired from the internet after IMDb (RIP) he cashed in his Bitcoin and bought a fishing boat. He's now works the seas at Whitstable with only his cabin boy Tom and his friends Master Mate and Seaman Staines for company. That's the rumour
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Boris Johnson — 6 years ago(August 24, 2019 10:42 AM)
I am the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, sir; I do not troll.
Thank you for confirming it's a piercing. As you can probably imagine, since the dawn of the internet my mind has been subjected to corrupting imagery and I often see things from a shameful perspective.
Why have you dyed your beard black? What do you hope to achieve?
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Boris Johnson — 6 years ago(August 24, 2019 01:26 PM)
And who is Mauricio, ma'am? Which picture is his? The one with the marker pen beard?
Are we assisting this gentleman with his role play, or are we free to discuss the lack of grace with which he has chosen to age?
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Platonic_Caveman — 6 years ago(August 24, 2019 03:43 PM)
Mauricio never posted on filmboards. The fact he's on there plus the schmaltzy soul music makes me suspect PAGG actually made the video. Pop Actor doesn't even know Mauricio.
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Platonic_Caveman — 6 years ago(August 24, 2019 04:53 PM)
I've known Imelda for like 10 years and we were cordial for a long time. Trust me, he's not kewl. Doxxes, post his friend's private messages, I could go on and on. Just don't give him any personal info.
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