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    My Red Dead Online Guy is NOT Mongo — 5 years ago(August 07, 2020 08:09 PM)

    So my mother called out for a plumber today, one sent and paid for by the housing association, to fix our broken shower that is stuck on a certain heat ( its pretty hot 24/7 )
    so we wait 7 hours for him to come, Im gagging for a shower but no way am i taking a piping hot one in this heat…and he finally gets here, and when he gets here, it turns out he is
    an Electrician
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    omg what CUNTS right?
    lol the official explanation was that they thought we had an eletric shower, despite my mum saying exactly NOTHING about having an electric shower…..
    and to add insult, I asked him if he would take a look at the light in my room since he was here as it stopped working years ago and im getting by on lamplight, he said no, because of some legal bollcoks.
    Today has been a total write off to be honest.

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      Cheeky — 5 years ago(August 07, 2020 09:53 PM)

      So, you still can't shower?
      If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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        Boris 2024 — 5 years ago(August 07, 2020 10:01 PM)

        It just kind of happened on the spur of the moment, originally.
        I had been using my own pics…then I used a sketch filter on an image of myself.
        Whatever topics were on the board at that time got me inspired to do a sketch filter on one of Simon's pics that I had on my hard drive at the time, and I was just gonna use it as an avatar without saying it was me.
        I thought it was a bit obvious that it wasn't me from the other pics I had been using…but a few were making comments and I was kind of overwhelmed that they actually thought it was me.
        And then I got invited to Tanya's chat room and was more focused on that than the board for a while.
        Other drama was going on, so my pic wasn't relevant to anything really.
        After a while, I just decided to keep it as Simon…and using various pics of him in my avatar and changing them a lot cos I couldn't find ones I liked enough to keep there and didn't see any point going back to ones of myself.
        I had been posting the singing vocaroos and just thought Simon looked more like a match for the voice at that point.
        And people just got used to that being me, so I started saying it was me…not really giving it much thought of what that would lead to down the road.
        At the same time, I was sharing vids of Luke singing, and he didn't look like Simon at all, so I just wondered why no one even asked me why they didn't seem to match.
        Then at one point I was chatting with Tanya, Rocket and Patrick in our chatroom, and playing one of Luke's vids and I don't recall how it came up, but I said something to them like I didn't think the pics in my avatar looked like me…that I looked more like the guy in the video in person.
        It was just kind of odd that they accepted anything I said back then without even questioning it.
        Rocket had plenty of chances to call me out on it then, but I don't think anyone was paying that much attention nor even cared.
        Otherwise, I would've just said that isn't really me.
        I had stopped playing vids of Luke for a long while after that because we were all focused on the other stuff going on.
        Too much other stuff going on at that time, that what I looked like wasn't a thing that mattered… we were focused on all the drama that had been going on and our conversations weren't about me that much.
        If they were, it had nothing to do with my pics or voice.
        Ben and PE were more like the 2 who were flattering me about my looks when I first came here.
        But no one really questioned anything until someone posted screen caps of me and Monica from the chatroom, and whoever did those arranged them in a way that didn't match up - Monica was in different positions and I was like in the same poses, so they were laughing and saying I looked like a statue and I never changed my facial expression.
        But that's not how it happened in the chat room…whoever did those caps put images of Monica from the point I wasn't even on cam.
        But that started a bit of a debate on the board and then Vlad came out of nowhere and started the catfish thing…but it didn't last long.
        He even called Monica a catfish as well.
        And really, I had no idea who Vlad was - that was the first I'd ever seen him on the board.
        But I think there was some jealousy vibe happening about me chatting with Monica or something like that…it was odd.
        We were just chatting…so I didn't get what that was about.
        That topic would only come up occasionally where someone would say I looked like a comic book character or that I always posted pics at the same angle or that I always had the same expression on my face…and then they'd throw out he's fake
        Or that I had faked the cam feed in some way in the chat room.
        Then when the big thing happened about me not being the singer, Luke…the catfish stuff followed it immediately.
        Like yea, he faked his singing and his pics too.
        I admitted to the voice not being mine but not the pics.
        At that time, I had too much at stake to come clean about that as well
        I was struggling emotionally over all the other stuff that was going on around it, that it was not a good time to even attempt admitting the pics weren't me as well.
        Way too much hostility on the board and I just didn't have the energy for it.
        And I also was far too concerned about Simon's identity getting revealed because that meant the board would see nudes of him and that is what I was determined not let happen.
        I had been viciously attacked over the other stuff…that added to it would've killed me.
        The whole character assassination thing and certain people trying to drive me off the board.
        I needed some credibility left.
        I thought the sign thing would throw people off and it be something to make light of and laugh about but it turned into the opposite - it got much worse after that.
        And I still didn't want Simon's identity known because of the porn.
        So I dealt with being harassed every day about being a catfish and I just wasn't gonna give in.
        I came this far and wasn't gone to have everything taken from me because certain people who I hadn't even assoc

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          Wot??? — 5 years ago(August 07, 2020 10:31 PM)

          Spurt of the moment 🥒💦💦
          Gone

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            NZer — 5 years ago(August 07, 2020 10:02 PM)

            Do you have a hose? I've used one when my shower wasn't working. Cold water of course, but that's what you want, right?

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              Boris 2024 — 5 years ago(August 07, 2020 10:04 PM)

              The OP is a troll, my love! Run away!
              Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

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                Cheeky — 5 years ago(August 07, 2020 10:29 PM)

                That's sweet
                Dane
                If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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                  Asian Brad Pitt — 5 years ago(August 07, 2020 10:32 PM)

                  Oh how cute look it little ballzy back with another sock
                  Asian Brad Pitt ❤️ Azn_2, Bale Pearce Oldman & 🔪 Ballzy

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                    Cheeky — 5 years ago(August 07, 2020 10:37 PM)

                    Ballzy??? OMG!!!
                    If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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                      NZer — 5 years ago(August 07, 2020 10:36 PM)

                      I know, Nettie.

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                        Cheeky — 5 years ago(August 07, 2020 10:29 PM)

                        I would put my head under the kitchen faucet, I do that a lot to cool off
                        If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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                          My Red Dead Online Guy is NOT Mongo — 5 years ago(August 09, 2020 12:38 AM)

                          A hose? Bitch we don't even have a garden

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                            NZer — 5 years ago(August 09, 2020 12:46 AM)

                            Stand in the shower and pour a bucket of cold water over yourself. No bucket? Then you're ****ed.

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                              MovieManCin2 — 5 years ago(August 09, 2020 05:37 AM)

                              MAGA! FAFO! 😎 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😎 Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 😠

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                                Renad — 7 years ago(October 20, 2018 04:18 AM)

                                Ok, so i was screwing around on a wiki page, and some guy posted this on the community page
                                hi. many years ago I bought a ship part for a neighbor kid. it wasn't what he wanted so I was forced to keep it. now im cleaning house and want to get rid of it but I have NO idea what it is I will add an overall pic and a view of the inside. please help if you can. Thank you !
                                heres my reply ( Im walter wiki )
                                I was only ****ing around, but please god, PLEASE let him list it as LEFT PHALANGE on ebay! I will never ask you for anything else if you do this one thing for me, god!

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                                    Renad — 7 years ago(October 20, 2018 04:24 AM)

                                    Honestly? Yes XD

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                                        Renad — 7 years ago(October 20, 2018 04:42 AM)

                                        Im still cracking up over here dude and im not even high! I honestly thought he'd get the reference or at the very least see that i was ****ing around! The internet is such a fun place sometime XD

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                                          NZer — 7 years ago(October 20, 2018 04:48 AM)

                                          Love how Phoebe always called herself Regina Phalange. I remember this scene very well!

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