"You'll get nothing, and like it!"
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bote — 13 years ago(October 29, 2012 06:17 AM)
I just perused the Quotes section here and the entire thing should be wiped cleanhalf of them are not even close.
Besides, once you start listing great quotes from Caddyshack you might as well quote the whole movie. Better just to watch it and enjoy it. -
Jay0674 — 20 years ago(June 13, 2005 12:46 PM)
"My uncle says you've got a screw loose."
"Yeah well your uncle molests collies"
"Hey don't be so hard on yourself!
You're not umm
You're not good.
You stink."
"He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife!"
"Is this your place Carl?"
"Yeah what do you think?"
"It's really awful!"
"Well I got a lot of stuff on order."
"Colored boy? Why you sonofabitch I'll fix you!"
"Mangenese a lot of people don't know what that is."
"Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose!"
"You do drugs, Danny?"
"All the time."
"Good"
"He was just putting at night, with the fifteen year old daughter of the Dean." -
drk1996 — 20 years ago(June 15, 2005 01:53 PM)
I love this line: "This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hittin' it." I always use it, or a variation of it, when I am ordering in a resturant. I then ask the waiter/waitress if they know where the line comes from. Most do not. The youth of today. They don't have a clue.
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tinoynk — 12 years ago(May 20, 2013 12:59 PM)
"Boy that's the ugliest hat I ever seen. You oughta get a free bowl of soup with that hat oh it looks good on you though!"
"You're crazy!" "That's what they said about Son of Sam"
Live and learn. At least we lived.
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jrhippe — 19 years ago(September 03, 2006 06:07 PM)
I can't believe you're missing this one.
Noonan: I could end up working in a lumber yard.
Webb: What's wrong with lumber yards? I own two.
Noonan: I notice you don't spend much time there.
Webb: I don't know where they are. -
lmi5177104 — 20 years ago(June 17, 2005 10:29 PM)
"Don't you have homes?"
"You're a lotta woman, ya know that?"
"You wanna make fourteen dollars the HARD way?"
"Can you make a shoe smell?"
"The only good varmant poontang is dead varmant poontang, I t'hink."
"Ooooh, my arm! It's broken!"
"What has this buffoon done now?!"
"And after you're finished, how about dropping by the yaughdt club? Hmm? Hmm? Hmmm?"
"Just snake a tube down her throat, and I'll be there in- four or five hours.. Testing now.. 1..2..3"
"Must be a routine emergency"
"I shoulda yelled TWO!"
"You know, for Italians this is skilled labor?"
"I think this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em your jewish, okay? Fine."
"This is my guest, Mr. Wang.. No offense!" -
lmi5177104 — 20 years ago(June 21, 2005 08:55 PM)
"You were in the war?
No, (starts walking with limp) Homo Much better now though."
"The graveyard's two blocks to the left"
"The dance of the living dead!"
"Tell the cook this is low-grade dog food, allright?"
"Ask Wang here.. We just bought property behind the Great Wall.. On the good side!"
"The crowd is standing on it's feet here in Agusta, the normally reserved Agusta crowd going wild for the cinderella boy"
"You know who that guy was, Danny? Mitch Cumstain, my roomate."
"Ooooh RATFARTS!"
"Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch."
"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.. didn't wanna do it, but figured I OWED it to them."
"You're not a man, you're a Biship for God's sake!!"
"There is no God."
"This beep the best man, I got it from a negro.. You're probably so high already, you don't even know it."
"You put your suit on!!"
"You shave your ass!"
Oh man, I can never get enough of this movie and of course all of Ted Knight's numerous facial expressions and groaning reactions were just priceless!