Favorite Lines
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GreenGoblinsOckVenom86 — 10 years ago(April 20, 2015 11:10 PM)
"Hey Moose! Rocko! Help the Judge find his checkbook will you?
Also
Lou: What's that sign say?
Angie: No Bare feet.
Lou: What's that sign say?
Angie: No fighting?
Lou: What does that mean?
Angie: No fighting.
Green Goblin is great! -
Rockhound6165 — 10 years ago(June 02, 2015 04:27 AM)
God, where do I start:
"Park my car, get my bags, and put on some weight will ya?"
"You, you're no gentleman."
"Yeah, I'm no doorknob either."
"Maybe it's a good omen."
"In Haiti."
"What do you got in here, rocks?"(I use this one a lot especially when picking up my wife's pocketbook or the diaper bag)
"A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a donut with no hole is a danish."
"What are you, a diabetic?"
"What's this?"
"Lou's been losing at the track lately."
"Well I ain't payin' no 50 cents for no Coke."(50 cents for a Cokego figure) -
tallkennj — 10 years ago(June 11, 2015 12:18 PM)
If we are talking about the line I use most in everyday conversation, it's: "so I got that going for me which is nice".
If we are talking about the line that, while hard to work into everyday conversation, I love it most when I can find a way to wedge it in, it's: "pool or a pond pond would be good for you". -
skyjude — 10 years ago(November 28, 2015 02:17 AM)
Pretty much anything Ty Webb says - here's a few of my favourites:
Ty Webb: "Oh Danny, this isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia is it?"
Judge Smails: "You should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. He's been club champion three years running and I'm no slouch myself."
Ty Webb: "Don't sell yourself short Judge - you're a tremendous slouch."
Danny Noonan: "Unbelievable."
Ty Webb: "Thankyou very little."
Lacey Underalls: "My uncle says you've got a screw loose."
Ty Webb: "Yeah well, your uncle molests collies."
Dr. Beeper: "Oh Webb oh man - I didn't see your name on the sign-in sheet for the club tournament. I thought you'd be the man to beat this year."
Ty Webb: "Guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself."
Al Czervik: "I don't understand it. I'm playing the worse game of my life!"
Ty Webb: "Hey don't put yourself down Al. You're not er You're not good. You stink."
Danny Noonan: "Ty, I saw Smails before - he was cheating."
Ty Webb: "Nobody likes a tell-tale Danny. Except of course, me."
Ty Webb: "Me winning isn't. You do." -
heisenberg12 — 10 years ago(March 06, 2016 08:21 PM)
"A flute with no holes is not a fluteAnd a donut with no holes is a Danishnanananana.tatatatatata"
"Do you know why he got kicked out, Danny?..He was nightputting. He was putting. At night. On the 15 year-old daughter of the dean."
"Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga Galunga. Gunga Lagunga. We get to the 18 and he's going to stiff me. I say 'Hey Lama! What about a little bit for the effort?' He said, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your death bed you will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me, which is nice."
"I guess you don't. I guess you don't."
"Miss it Noonan, miss it. Miss! Miss! "Noonan!" "Miss it Noonan. Miss! Miss! Miss it! Ahhhhh" -
reecetonks — 9 years ago(August 01, 2016 09:10 AM)
"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"
"Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny. The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
"You'll get nothing, and like it!"
Kid on bike "Where you going?"
Charlie Bright "Somewhere".