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TheBookBears — 6 years ago(February 17, 2020 12:50 AM)
Thank you.
By the way, I'm going to let you in a little secret: My real name is not Jacky. Or Mark. Hinty hint: it does start with the J though so you're close.
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TheBookBears — 6 years ago(February 17, 2020 01:04 AM)
Mmmmmm, nope.
But Jasper would be nicer than—-Oh, nice try.
By the way, who's this Jasper? Is it the cute guy? Like the one from Twilight?
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Ⲥⲏⳕⲥⲕⲁⲃⲟⲟⲙ — 6 years ago(February 17, 2020 01:11 AM)
He's some fictitious banjo pickin', tobacco spittin' hillbilly from the Appalachian mountains.
I was going to go with Jared or Jason, but thought better of it.
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Ⲥⲏⳕⲥⲕⲁⲃⲟⲟⲙ — 6 years ago(February 18, 2020 02:18 AM)
Now that's more like it! Is he not the very embodiment of a banjo picking hillbilly or what?
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TheBookBears — 6 years ago(February 18, 2020 02:35 AM)
Whew!
Good thing I did this right, listening to my gut feeling going, "Post that! Post that!".
Also, did you know that Steven Martin likes to play banjo? Classic man, right there!
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Ⲥⲏⳕⲥⲕⲁⲃⲟⲟⲙ — 6 years ago(February 18, 2020 02:40 AM)
Also, did you know that Steven Martin likes to play banjo? Classic man, right there!
I did, but did you know that he played dueling banjos against Kermit the Frog?
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MissMangoDumpling — 6 years ago(February 17, 2020 01:30 AM)
Jasper! That reminds me of a story from my childhood. My family had a "servant" named Jasper for many years. I was very young, but he was always polite and had a smile on his face. Unfortunately, that all changed when neighbors up the road got wind of him working for us, and they taught him to read and financed his education. Soon he learned that the north had actually won the war. Needless to say, the police arrived to take grandpa and my gran away one morning, and Jasper sued for unpaid wages and emotional distress. We lost the farm, but we never lost our dignity.
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Ⲥⲏⳕⲥⲕⲁⲃⲟⲟⲙ — 6 years ago(February 16, 2020 11:26 PM)
I wonder whatever happened to her? It seems Ben succeeded in trolling her off of the internet!
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