100 things I learned from Quest for Fire
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Clemencedane — 12 years ago(October 06, 2013 10:54 PM)
- Wagabous were some hairy-ass missing link mofos.
- A wooly mammoth is just an elephant in a bad hairpiece.
- "flames before dames" -prehistoric bro code.
- The Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London will have been thrilled that Everett McGill's training with them culminated in this performance.
- In their last scene Naoh and Ika do their take on "Two Wolf Moon" t-shirt 80,000 years before its time.
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MrHooba — 10 years ago(August 29, 2015 01:26 PM)
- Hummers can be a nice surprise.
- Apparently, it wasn't rude not to tell the gal you were about to blow your load.
- Missionary position is only preferable if the woman was skinny and hot. Doggie still a must for banging fat fugly broads.
- Putting make up on a dude didn't start with Bruce Jenner.
- That man didn't miraculously appear in the Garden of Eden as Adam and then make Eve from his rib.
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Vibradiant — 10 years ago(August 30, 2015 02:02 PM)
- After traversing the prehistoric world in search of fire, upon successful return from the quest, politely suggest that anyone handling the precious flame might avoid transporting it over water, or, if necessary to do so, take particular care to walk carefully and avoid dousing it in the moor.
"I like to watch."
Chauncey Gardiner, 'Being There'
- After traversing the prehistoric world in search of fire, upon successful return from the quest, politely suggest that anyone handling the precious flame might avoid transporting it over water, or, if necessary to do so, take particular care to walk carefully and avoid dousing it in the moor.

