Ding Dong
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TaraDeS — 1 year ago(April 12, 2024 07:39 PM)
AbsolutelyNOTDeliciousfeet April 12, 2024 03:19 PM
Member since January 13, 2023
if you think German mating rituals are brutal Juan Kerr…wait'l yopu get a load of german foreplay!
Neither
Juanita
nor
DF
would get anything here.
Unless they pay a prostitute.
Yah, that's a bit exaggerated and a bit of a cliché.
4 mins too late?…failed!
But there's much truth in it.
And as always:
Exceptions prove the rule.
While most of these
exceptions
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TaraDeS — 1 year ago(April 12, 2024 10:03 PM)
by AbsolutelyNOTDeliciousfeet April 12, 2024 11:46 PM
Member since January 13, 2023
prostitutes pay Juan Kerr
Just for that
'brilliant'
comment I would've left you sitting alone at the table.
Paying my drink at the bar and on the way out wishing you (kindly!) a nice evening.
Which you might have after the waitress drank you under the table.
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TaraDeS — 1 year ago(April 12, 2024 10:44 PM)
by AbsolutelyNOTDeliciousfeet April 13, 2024 12:18 AM
Member since January 13, 2023
we all kno what would be happening under the table if you and me were on a date Tara
Komma, Punkt.
You and me under the table –>
delicious
goulash without
feet
. 🩸 -
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Phaenon — 1 year ago(April 13, 2024 01:08 AM)
AbsolutelyNOTDeliciousfeet said...
i like to get her all wound up
I'm half-cut and happy but you all know that Tara is mine right
Here I'm listening to the Carpenters and everything!
I don't mind my tigress prowling but she'll always come home
But she is a grand thing to behold isn't she?
Ding Dong
!
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AbsolutelyNOTDeliciousfeet — 1 year ago(April 13, 2024 01:12 AM)
Phaenon said...
I'm half-cut and happy but you all know that Tara is mine right
Here I'm listening to the Carpenters and everything!
I don't mind my tigress prowling but she'll always come home
But she is a grand thing to behold isn't she?
i be holdin' her right now!
shes PURRfect -
Phaenon — 1 year ago(April 13, 2024 01:16 AM)
AbsolutelyNOTDeliciousfeet said...
i be holdin' her right now!
shes PURRfect
She's a mad cat lady Df and make no mistake but I know I let my cats out at night and they know where their bread is buttered come morning
Besides, who is going to shag all these lab operated on dolphins whilst she's out?
I goatz ta feed her something!
Ding Dong
!
⋆Anna⋆