I this movie, George is really great in this one. The dialoque is awesome and will have you in stitches many times. Bunn

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harpwench — 17 years ago(May 25, 2008 04:55 PM)

I think Brenda Vacarro made this movie. Example:
"As the Alcalde's wife I must play many, many roles. Most people only see that parts I play in public. Only a few select friends get to see my private parts"
to help the helpless, defend the defenceless & to defeat the defeatless. Don Diego Vega

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RobS36 — 17 years ago(May 30, 2008 02:22 AM)

It has been forever since I have seen this movie so I would have to see it to agree with you on that.
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rexb-2 — 16 years ago(April 14, 2009 08:04 AM)

Actually the quote is:
To help the helpless, to befriend the friendless, to defeatthe featless. DDV
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stephan-128 — 16 years ago(April 21, 2009 04:49 PM)

funny funny movie

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TVholic — 13 years ago(July 20, 2012 07:39 PM)

No, he says "defeatless." He sort of stutters the first syllable, but it's there.

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tamajinn — 13 years ago(August 12, 2012 07:39 PM)

I think it's "to defeat the feetless." Making it sound as though he's going to beat up on people who don't have feet, that's the gag.
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TVholic — 13 years ago(August 14, 2012 04:56 PM)

"Defeatless" works just fine, because there's no such word, and Diego stuttered it because he realized it's nonsense. If you follow his speech, each phrase is to right a wrong - helping the helpless and befriending the friendless. How would you "de-feet" someone if they're already footless? On the other hand, it is possible to defeat someone who's never been defeated before, although one can and should certainly come up with better phrasing if one wasn't ad-libbing on the spot.

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vstax — 17 years ago(July 19, 2008 06:15 PM)

I just found this movie today going through some old VHS tapes. We taped it off Showtime on our first vcr way back in'85. I popped it in and it was so funny and my daughter had never seen it and now it has a new fan.
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MedioSiglo — 12 years ago(June 21, 2013 02:44 PM)

All the references to "pipels" were hilarious all the way through the movie. I may have to buy this one; Bunny was priceless!
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karawolf — 11 years ago(October 01, 2014 06:42 PM)

"An' to tink jour helpeen da pipple by sayeen dey hav a ass-ent when dey don' hav a ass-ent"
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