Why didn't that fatass just get on top of anything away from Christine?
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ydobon-1 — 12 years ago(March 03, 2014 08:20 AM)
Picking apart a movie about a possessed '58 Plymouth yeah, that sounds like a real deep thinker at work.
I know! It would have been so much better if Buddy would have popped wheels out of his feet, dropped his pants and lit one of his farts to propel himself down the road like a rocket. How awesome would it have been to see him bent over and shooting down the highway with a huge flame coming out of his ass while laughing at Christine's inability to keep up? And the great thing is that they could totally do such a scene without it seeming the least bit out of place because they already have one element of the movie that doesn't conform to reality, so that gives them free reign to do absolutely anything!
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fiatlux-1 — 13 years ago(January 02, 2013 11:00 PM)
I thought the same thing when I watched this: Jump on top of Christine!
And Buddy Repertonwhat kind of goofus runs in the middle of the road to escape a car?!!
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richard-III — 12 years ago(November 12, 2013 04:31 AM)
Christine WAS kind of a transformer. She crushpushed herself into the narrow alley just to kill the fat guy. And later, during the climactic fight with the bulldozer, Christine tried to regenerate again but was too slow.
But I agree on that I would have jumped on the hood of the car. He probably was too frightened and too surprised at Arnie/Christine trying to reach and crush him.
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jaltenbu — 12 years ago(February 25, 2014 07:01 AM)
He was probably in such shock that the car they had just totaled a night or two before was in perfect condition and chasing him with nobody driving. I can't imagine you would be thinking clearly if it happened to you.
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PinkPancreas — 9 years ago(May 02, 2016 08:30 AM)
I always wondered the same thing- why didn't Moochie just jump up on the front hood of Christine and climb over her top then run down the back while she was jamming herself into that little space?! I guess he was not bright enough to think of that and maybe was also too porky to do any more jumping up