38 more days 'til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!
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tgs333 — 9 years ago(August 16, 2016 05:21 AM)
Lets not forget to NOT brush our teeth or use any sort of mouthwash. In addition, be sure to make friends with a local bum. And share your scotch or bottle water with him/her oh wait (PC).. or a combination of both.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep." -
tgs333 — 9 years ago(August 17, 2016 05:41 AM)
Why not we take a look? Can't be that bad or is it?
Soggy's children: Oh, hey.
Oh, Soggy!
Soggy's here! Soggy!!!
Mrs. Inan: Children, we leave
our food at the table.
Soggy: Oh, I'm sorry, it's bad
timing.
Mrs. Inan: I'm used to it. (Mrs. Inan thinks wishfully, 'if only I had married Tgs333')
Soggy's Children: What'd you bring us?
Mrs. Inan: Drinking and doctor. Great combination.
Soggy's Chidlren: Let's watch TV.
Okay.
Mrs. Inan: Turn that down!
and well, we'll continue this later on. Looks like Inan could use a cop-er-feel-er-upper by you know who!!! (I'll wait until Soggy leaves with some excuse and SHAAA BAMMMMMA!)
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep." -
soggybottom — 9 years ago(August 18, 2016 08:58 PM)
You know? We have an old saying where I come from that I think applies here
If it looks like a Freddie Feelcopper, and if it acts like a Freddie Feelcopper, and if it walks like a Freddie Feelcopper, and if it talks like a Freddie Feelcopper, and if it COPS FEELS on my woman's scrumptious Inandy Inelkins and on her sweet Inandy-rump every time that I look away for even just a second, then guess what?
It's probably gonna be a GOD DAMN
FREDDIE FEELCOPPER!!!
Woulduhyou happen to know anybody on this board who might fit that description, Teegy? -
tgs333 — 9 years ago(August 19, 2016 05:08 AM)
uhhhh. who is Doomster for five hundred Alex? I mean, after all, he was the one who couldn't hold his Feel-Copper in some years back until the 31st. My second guess would be Tank, he's aiming to figure out that 601 giveaway glitch this year. My third guess would be me. Since, I copper-er-feels whenever you are not looking.
I guess, i'll stick on out and say all of the above
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep." -
Tank-McQuade — 9 years ago(August 21, 2016 11:29 PM)
Only doctor Dan can teach boys how to be men.
Pay attention kids, that stache is the difference between life and death out there with women.
Before learning the Gospel of Dr. Dan: "Get away from me you filthy pervert!"
After learning the Gospel: "oooh.yeah take off my pants! Goddammit stop feeling me and get my clothes off!" -
soggybottom — 9 years ago(August 23, 2016 02:26 PM)
Humpty Teegy sat on a wall
Humpty Teegy had a great fall
All the Doom's horses and all the Tank's men
couldn't put Teegy's "Li'l Humper" back together again
Awwww, and he was having so much fun pleasuring himself on the wall looking down at a nude-sunbathing Horny Inan too! -
tgs333 — 9 years ago(August 24, 2016 05:19 AM)
I sure was! It's the time of year again soggy! A cool breeze in the morning, the smell of crisp air and that little tingle that fall is just around the corner. Only means one thing!
It's almost time! We're well on course for the big giveway-put-in/put-out on Halloween night.
Soggy, we need a math check. Thanks mate.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep." -
tgs333 — 9 years ago(August 26, 2016 06:39 AM)
Alright let us rub the magic shamrod and see what's going on in Soggy's life:
(soggy calls Mrs. Inan up on a rotary dial phone)
Mrs. Inan: Hello.
Soggy: Inan, Soggy here. I won't be able to pick the kids up tonight something
Mrs. Inan: Damn it Soggy, you promised me.
Soggy: (covers the phone and speaks to tgs333) My ex-wife.
Soggy: No, no, Inan, it's nothing. If you'd just relax for a minute,
Mrs. Inan: I I am relaxed. (and she's horny)
Soggy: Two men
ed here tonight. No No, it wasn't an accident. Listen, I'll tell you all about it later, all right? I really gotta go pee.
Mrs. Inan: Soggy, you promised!
Soggy: Sure. Sure. I'll pick up the kids Saturday night. They can both stay with me all night. I'll make sure tgs333 stops in and checks on you later.
Mrs. Inan: (sounding less angry) Great!
Soggy: Tell the kids I'm sorry. I really gotta go. Bye.
Mrs. Inan: WAIT! put tgs333 on the phone.
Soggy: Huh? he was just here a second ago. Look, i'll have him call you.
Mrs. Inan: Bye.
(meanwhile tgs333 is on his way YOU KNOW WHERE! COP-ER-FEEL TIME!!!)
to be continued
And Happy Shamrodding.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep." -
tgs333 — 9 years ago(August 31, 2016 05:16 AM)
Tankster, you do know about the ritual? I'll let soggy explain. Good luck man, we're in the home stretch. (piece of advice, YOU DON'T WANT ANY OF SOGGY'S SLOPPY SECONDS!)
Oh man, a hot chic just walked by, time to pull out the man. er Person Hanky and be like all "pc" around here. After all it is 2000 and 16. I just can't walk up to her and stick out.
Wish me luck.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."