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Glenn’s Organ — 5 years ago(November 04, 2020 08:08 PM)
soggybottom said...
Glenn, you told me once that you are a Canadian. Did you move here since?
Hell yeah. I loved the taste of Canadian bacon between the legs, but now I love the taste of New England cod between the legs of a kardashian. Ha! -
Slatch371 — 5 years ago(November 04, 2020 08:38 PM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
Hell yeah. I loved the taste of Canadian bacon between the legs, but now I love the taste of New England cod between the legs of a kardashian. Ha!
Glenn, you idiot! Don't let soggy deflect that question!
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Slatch371 — 5 years ago(November 05, 2020 03:06 PM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
Soggy, I have been told you may not deflect the question! Answer me, damn it!
soggy, pull up your sticky britches and answer the God damn question!!!
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ." -
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soggybottom — 9 years ago(September 23, 2016 01:17 PM)
This is the last page, which means 50 more posts, and she's gonna blow. It's actually down to 49 posts, and after I post this one, it's down to 48.
Legend has it that if we can make the thread blow right on Halloween (preferably at 9 PM Pacific-time), Horny Grimbridge herself will appear right here on this board to provide all of us with a very-special
BIG GIVEAWAY
, starting with the lucky 600th poster.
Don't go by the "# of replies" columnIt doesn't include the original poster (1) or deleted posts (8), so it's 9 short of where we are really at.
So we have 38 days and 48 posts to go, which means we can only average about 1.2 posts per day from now until Halloween, so please, use them wisely.
If it blows prematurely, Horny Grimbridge won't approve of that one bit and may not even come to this board at all, let alone give anyone any kind of Big Giveaway. She can put up with a lot, but a bunch of Horny Toads misfiring all over the board way before Halloween is a major turnoff even for The Queen of the Horn, and we'll all be on the floor or in the car without her pleasuring us for the entire Hump-o-wein festivities!
We've cum all this way in the last year and done so well so far that we don't want to screw it all up as we finally approach the finish line.
So keep posting, my friends, but post wisely, and if we are careful enough and do this just right, we will ALL reap the rewards that comes with commitment, patience, timing, and stamina.
Yes, stamina is important too because remember, she NEVER gets tired! -
tgs333 — 9 years ago(September 26, 2016 05:36 AM)
Yes, it's almost time! As soggy puts it, it is all about Horny Holes and the big giveaway! This board at times is like the creaky old bed in the Rose of Shannon. We can go a lil fast and then slow down, speed up, slow down AND THAN BAM LASER BEAM!!! whooo hoooo! All while slipping her the silver shamrod!
Remember the keys to turning Ellie Grimbridge "on":- Grab her firmly, but politely.
- Puff cigarette smoke in her face.
- Say something about her father being dead and then say: "And I don't know
what the hell is goin' on." - Remember to wear the same clothes for a few days. Do not take a shower or bath. Drink excess amounts of Beer and Scotch. Whatever you do, DO NOT BRUSH YOUR TEETH OR USE MOUTHWASH.
Good luck mates!
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."
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Tank-McQuade — 9 years ago(September 26, 2016 10:23 PM)
- Grab her firmly, but politely.
- Puff cigarette smoke in her face.
- Say something about her father being dead and then say: "And I don't know
what the hell is goin' on." - Remember to wear the same clothes for a few days. Do not take a shower or bath. Drink excess amounts of Beer and Scotch. Whatever you do, DO NOT BRUSH YOUR TEETH OR USE MOUTHWASH.
Doctor Dan has taught me all those things, except I'm not a smoker but I do brush my teeth.
Let me give you boys a tip: you can get away with no shower or bath but be nice to the ladies and wash your junk in the sink for courtesy sakes lol
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tgs333 — 9 years ago(September 27, 2016 08:09 AM)
wash your junk in the sink for courtesy sakes lol
I've perfected the art of doing this once. Had a bad back up in the john once and had the tub out of order for 3 days. Luckily being somewhat tall, I can just about get over the edge of the sink and well you know
Not that Ellie would mind. I mean this woman takes a mustache ride with a man that basically shared his mouth with a diease ridden hobo. That is the great thing about Ellie Horny Holes, you can defy all laws of physics and still sleep in the same hotel room with her.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."
