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tgs333 — 9 years ago(September 30, 2016 05:22 AM)
This is it men and horny ellie's! The last day before the new year starts! A whole month dedicated to the holy horny holes of Miss Grimbridge!
All month long we'll enjoy:
Drinking and Doctoring
Slapping old nurses on their fannies
Eating cookies and drinking milk from the fridge
Buying our ungreatful snotty kids crappy plastic masks.
Mis-timing our mis-fires.
Shamroding the shamrods.
Not bathing.
Not brushing teeth.
Not shaving (both places).
Cooking a lot of dinners.
not sleeping in another room.
Not sleeping in the car.
Not sleeping on the floor.
Drinking scotch from the same bottle of a dirty homeless man.
Wearing the same underwear for days on end, stains and all.
Answering stupid questions.
Sifting through car parts and ashes.
Screaming at bar tenders to change the channel.
And copping feels of Miss Grimbridge, and the ever horny holy Miss Inan. (don't let soggy catch you feeling up Miss Inan.)
Enjoy the month of Oct-To-Do-Her! It only comes once a year. The best time of year is all month long! So go ahead and colossal boo-boo in your pants, or anywhere! This is our month!
Don't forget the big giveaway at 9:00 on October 31st. Be sure to watch!
Watch!
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep." -
tgs333 — 9 years ago(October 04, 2016 05:12 AM)
Man Sliber, I feel ya mate. it's been 4 days since I have not showered or brushed my teeth. And I'm still wearing the same clothes. 27 more days of this to go! The Man-Stench is in full bloom now. Think I got enough courage up to call the Marines and walk up to a hot chic and tell her I'm ok with sleeping in another room. Well, just as soon as I knock off this 3rd bottle of whiskey. I'll be all set.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."