Funniest lines in the movie.

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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Conan the Destroyer

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HydraNine — 12 years ago(April 03, 2013 01:46 PM)

I know this is taken out of context, but I laughed during the scene when Conan rescues Akiro the wizard and recruits him for his quest:
Conan: I need you.
Akiro: I'm yours.
Slash ficcers, start your engines!
Almost as good as Ahnold's line in the original about two snakes coming together. I just about had an aneurysm laughing.
Anyone find all this unintended innuendo funny, or do I just have a dirty mind?

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movie_nazi — 12 years ago(March 11, 2014 04:24 PM)

Every time Arnie blurts out "Crom!" makes me chuckle.
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Pinky2000 — 11 years ago(June 06, 2014 01:11 PM)

Malak - My Cousin's Sister's Brother (Why could he not just say My Cousin) cracks me up every time.
Malak - I don't see why they would want to eat someone as old and dusty as youat least they could have washed you first!
Basically anything Malak says cracks me up Great comic relief
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agentdc7 — 11 years ago(August 06, 2014 01:16 PM)

"Maybe they want to capture us, and torture us to death!"
I bust out laughing every time I hear that. He says like he's excited.

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tenantennae — 11 years ago(January 09, 2015 12:54 AM)

GRRRRRRRRRRRRAB HIM! AND TAKE HIM!
TAKE HIM! LIKE
THAT
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