Ranking the movies
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The_Ultimate_Hippo — 9 years ago(April 08, 2016 04:38 PM)
They tried that since Raiders. That was what Spielberg had always intended with the character: a James Bondian type adventurer. At any rate, there was nothing out of character about that scene. However, what always did strike me as out of character was when, in the opening of Temple, he threatened to kill Willie in order to bargain for the diamond, and then the antidote. That whole scene was meant to be like a James Bond scene, except the action was too comical for a James Bond movie.
The action was too comical for a James Bond movie??? Have you ever seen Diamonds are Forever??? That is one of the most campy films I have ever seen in my life (on the level of Crusade and Batman and Robin). And Indy was never meant to be James Bond, Spielberg wanted to direct For Your Eyes Only but when he was turned down he decided to do Indiana Jones who was a James Bond like character but still had his own unique characteristics. James Bond has a no kill in cold blood code while Indy clearly kills in cold blood (ie the Swordsman). In Crusade however they were merely ripping off James Bond and it didn't come off well, Ford isn't Bond, he's Indy.
How was he a scoundrel in Raiders?
Using Marion for cheap sex, leaving her behind while he went after the ark
As did Crusade, and that is the extent of its plagiarism.
The plot for Crusade was flat out lazy, in Temple they attempted to do something original like Indy discovering the adventure by accident, the villains already having the artifact, etc. Crusade did everything that Raiders did just much much worse. I will never forgive Spielberg for reusing the Nazis, that was the laziest thing I have ever heard of. Face it buddy, they are the exact same movie, kind of like Home Alone and Home Alone 2 were the same movie just one was in Chicago and one was in New York.
*Ink pen: not slapstick by any stretch of the imagination.
Sure it is, we have a trained killer attempting to kill Henry and he is taken down by a pen, that is juvenile and slapstick. That scene totally made me think of Harry and Marv getting hit in the face with a paint can.
*Chair revealing secret passage: ok, I'll give you that one.
Thanks, another point for me.
*Shooting the tail of the plane: doesn't qualify as slapstick. Not all humour which includes physical interaction is slapstick, and this was actually one of the most iconic moments of all three films. The punch-line is not physical, by the way, but when Henry says, "Son, I'm sorry - they got us."
Sure it was, Henry's buffoonery contributed to the pathetic attempt at humor.
*Pelican scene - I think you mean the seagull scene. That wasn't slapstick either, I think you need to look it up.
Once again, trained killers being taken down way too easily, the entire setup was way too convenient and easy, I find it impossible to believe that Indy and Henry would have survived that situation, and of course let's not forget the German fighter actually trying to fly into a tunnel and not dying immediately, that was flat out stupid.
First of all, that would be a subjective observation, not an objective one (clue: you are the only one who manages to see that link - have you considered that maybe YOU are the one who is wrong?)
But second, more importantly, that's not what you said. Here is what you said:
"I guess the Jar Jar antics though appeal to people with an IQ of less than 50 like yourself."
That was not an observation, that was just a very slightly refined way of saying "you're stupid".
Of course it's an objective observation, both Henry and Jar Jar managed to get out of a sticky situation merely by pure dumb luck and their own stupidity. You cannot deny that there is a striking similarity between Jar Jar Binks and Henry Jones Sr.
"Character arc" - that's another term you need to look up. The missing children was part of the plot since they arrived at the village. Just getting a stone back from Pankot Palace would not have been sufficient motivation. It was only with this line:
Of course he underwent a character arc, he went from a guy who just wanted his fortune and glory and was even willing to hold an innocent woman hostage for it to a guy who was willing to sacrifice everything to do the right thing (freeing the kids).
You couldn't have just the children, because an Indy-film needs a physical quest object. However, in this case, the Sankara stones did not provide sufficient motivation.
That is probably the dumbest thing I have ever heard, having the kids trapped in the mine greatly emphasized just how evil the Kali Cult was, in Temple the quest wasn't just about getting the artifact, it was about defeating evil and saving the innocent. So you would just have Indy fight over the stones??? Thank god you weren't in charge of the script, the movie really would have been boring. I guess by your logic in Schindler's List we didn't need to see the Jews being executed and abused by the Nazis.
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EmpireKing — 9 years ago(September 05, 2016 06:43 AM)
Wow, you really passionately hate Last Crusade don't you?
If you're not slamming it on here, you're on the Last Crusade board itself.
Indy was never meant to be James Bond
And yet, Spielberg tried to turn him into Bond in Temple Of Doom, with a Bond entrance, complete with white blazer and black bow tie.
James Bond has a no kill in cold blood code
I don't think you've watched a Bond movie properly.
while Indy kills in cold blood (ie the swordsman)
Which Temple ruined by having him trying to save a guy from going under the crusher who just tried to kill him. Indy in Raiders would've left him.
Using Marion for cheap sex
In Last Crusade, he goes into Elsa's room and forces himself on her. So he still has that quality.
we have a trained killer attempting to kill Henry, and he is taken down by a pen. That is juvenile and slapstick.
And nowhere near as bad as Short Round kicking the crap out of the bad guys who are supposed to be ruthless child slave owners. The movie contradicts it's own plot for a cheap laugh. That's juvenile.
Henry's buffoonery contributed to the pathetic attempts at humor
A bit like Willie then.
Once again, trained killers being taken down way too easily
Like the Chinese gangsters who just sit around, literally doing nothing but watching as Indy throws a skewer into one's chest. Or the big bad slave owners who somehow become powerless against weak children that they've enslaved for plot convenience?
Only saw Spectre twice
And he mentions Mickey Mouse. Indy didn't even actually say Mickey Mouse, Bond did.
the quest didn't matter
Yeah, it didn't. That's the point of the movie. Henry realises his life long obsession didn't matter compared to his son.
I have watched it many times
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Karl Aksel — 9 years ago(September 10, 2016 02:54 PM)
The action was too comical for a James Bond movie??? Have you ever seen Diamonds are Forever???
Diamonds Are Forever made way too much out of the two gay assassins, but came nowhere close to the juvenile humour in Temple of Doom.
And Indy was never meant to be James Bond, Spielberg wanted to direct For Your Eyes Only but when he was turned down he decided to do Indiana Jones who was a James Bond like character but still had his own unique characteristics.
Contradicting yourself within the same breath.
James Bond has a no kill in cold blood code
Have you seen even a single James Bond movie? James Bond kills in cold blood all the time. He has a license to kill, for heaven's sake, and he is never afraid to make good use of it, having no qualms killing women in cold blood either (as he was threatening to do in Live and Let Die right after sleeping with the same girl: "Oh James, you wouldn't - not after what we've just done." "I certainly wouldn't have killed you
before
.").
while Indy clearly kills in cold blood (ie the Swordsman).
How is it in "cold blood" when a big brute is threatening to chop you to pieces with a huge sword?
In Crusade however they were merely ripping off James Bond and it didn't come off well, Ford isn't Bond, he's Indy.
Where did they ripping off James Bond in Crusade? Again, that would be the opening of Temple, and nowhere at all in Crusade. But even in Temple I wouldn't call it "ripping off", just affirming what Spielberg had wanted all along: to have Indy as a James Bond type character. There is nothing Bondian at all, however, about Crusade.
Using Marion for cheap sex, leaving her behind while he went after the ark
I don't know why I bother since you obviously haven't seen the movie. At no point does he use her for cheap sex - we just get to know that he
had
used her, at one point long before the events of this movie, in the back-story. He never uses her in this film. And when he leaves her behind while going for the ark, that's not
leaving her behind- he didn't want to, but knew that if he cut her loose, the Germans would start looking for them. Come on, he explicitly states as much, how were you able to miss it? We clearly see that he hates having to leave her behind.
The plot for Crusade was flat out lazy, in Temple they attempted to do something original like Indy discovering the adventure by accident, the villains already having the artifact, etc. Crusade did everything that Raiders did just much much worse. I will never forgive Spielberg for reusing the Nazis, that was the laziest thing I have ever heard of. Face it buddy, they are the exact same movie, kind of like Home Alone and Home Alone 2 were the same movie just one was in Chicago and one was in New York.
True, Temple tried something new and Crusade played it safe. The whole reason Crusade exists in the first place is as an apology for Temple. And Crusade worked so much better as an Indy-film than Temple. There's a reason why Indy-fans can pretty much be divided into two camps: those who like Raiders the best, and those who like Crusade the best. Few would place Temple second, and even fewer would place it at the top.
Sure it is, we have a trained killer attempting to kill Henry and he is taken down by a pen, that is juvenile and slapstick. That scene totally made me think of Harry and Marv getting hit in the face with a paint can.
He's a soldier, not a "trained killer". The latter term is typically reserved for assassins. And no, there is nothing slapstick about it. The slapstic bit comes later, when Marcus bops the same soldier on the head with a shell casing.
Once again, trained killers being taken down way too easily,
Oh, you mean like when Short Round defeats Thuggee swordsmen with ease? The German pilot flying into the tunnel does qualify as slapstick, but not the pilot who flies into the flock of sea-gulls. Even though that was a pretty stupid death, realistically speaking, we see nameless villains acting stupidly all the time in action films. This is simply so the hero(s) will survive. If movies were realistic, we wouldn't have very many happy endings.
Of course it's an objective observation
An objective observation is one which everyone will agree on, because everyone will see the same thing. Since we disagree, this proves - rather conclusively - that your observation is subjective, not objective.
You cannot deny that there is a striking similarity between Jar Jar Binks and Henry Jones Sr.
Of course I can, because they are completely different characters - in every conceivable way.
That is probably the dumbest thing I have ever heard, having the kids trapped in the mine greatly emphasized just how evil the Kali Cult was, in Temple the quest wasn't just about getting the artifact, it was about defeating evil and saving the innocent. So you would just have Indy fight over the stones???
How on earth did you manage to read the exact opposite of what I wrote?
The focus was on the humor, as I said earlier in Crusade it
- he didn't want to, but knew that if he cut her loose, the Germans would start looking for them. Come on, he explicitly states as much, how were you able to miss it? We clearly see that he hates having to leave her behind.
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The_Ultimate_Hippo — 9 years ago(April 07, 2016 03:07 PM)
It's better to think of Crusade like Monty Python (which I do find to be hilarious by the way), the quest doesn't matter, the story doesn't matter, all that matters is that you have a good laugh along the way. Honestly if Spielberg wanted to make a movie like that I wouldn't have a problem with it, my only issue is the humor should have actually been funny and they shouldn't have connected this film with two of the greatest adventure movies ever made, that is where I am legitimately pissed off.
"I really wish Gia and Claire had became Tanner" - Honeybeefine -
Karl Aksel — 9 years ago(September 10, 2016 03:57 PM)
It's better to think of Crusade like Monty Python (which I do find to be hilarious by the way), the quest doesn't matter, the story doesn't matter, all that matters is that you have a good laugh along the way.
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WallaceHasLanded — 9 years ago(April 07, 2016 01:06 PM)
Well how about this
I've seen you mention the Mickey Mouse line at least 100 times on IMDB. Then I had I good laugh last night while watching Spectre
Bond approaches a guard who asks for his credentials, and guess what Bond snarky and jokingly says his name is??? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!!!!!
That's right, your precious James Bond drops in the EXACT pop culture reference in nearly an exact context as from Last Crusade.
Where's your campaign against Spectre?? You rated it a 10.with a Mickey Mouse joke in it??? Where's all the backlash?!? Where's your campaign that Bond is now for kids???
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Karl Aksel — 9 years ago(November 19, 2016 04:20 PM)
Just doing a little data compiling right here, I added up everyone's rankings and basically scored it like a cross country meet (lowest score wins). If someone ranked Raiders 1st that movie got 1 point, if someone ranked Crystal Skulls last then that movie got 4 points, well here is what we got:
Raiders - 9 (2 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2)
Temple - 11 (4 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 3)
Crusade - 13 (1 + 4 + 3 + 4 + 1)
Crystal Skulls - 17 (3 + 3 + 4 + 3 + 4)
Well what do you know, both Raiders and Temple beat Crusade, LOL.
Ok, let's review those statistics now that the sample size has doubled:
Raiders: 18 (9 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 3 + 1)
Temple - 24 (11 + 3 + 3 + 1 + 2 + 4)
Crusade - 23 (13 + 2 + 1 + 4 + 1 + 2)
Kingdom - 35 (17 + 4 + 4 + 3 + 4 + 3)
Well what do you know, Crusade beat Temple, LOL. Comment? -
gary_overman — 9 years ago(January 06, 2017 12:57 PM)
1)Raiders of the Lost Ark
2)Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
3)Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
4)Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
I liked all of them and this is the order of my favorites as well.