How can anyone take this seriously?
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Deluded Juice — 4 years ago(August 09, 2021 06:36 PM)
Since you like 'em dirty we will make sure to have the running water turned off in the Love Van for you and your new wife.
We do have a leaky garden hose nearby for you and her to use.
We have one request. Make sure to "accidentally" get her top wet when she asks for a drink.
We wanna see her in a wet T shirt! -
Jaja — 4 years ago(August 09, 2021 06:45 PM)
When she wants to wash off with that leaky hose I'll come to you first pretending I don't know how to use it.
I'll make sure she's wearing one of my wife beater white undershirts.
On second thought it might be better to bring your blindfold. Actually seeing her naughty bits could change your life for the worse. Let me deal with that.
Coming back en 2026-Viva Venezuela!