1.) For salespeoplewhen someone wants to buy a computer, car, etc., when they ask details, reply, "I didn't build the *b
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Woodyanders β 8 years ago(December 20, 2017 08:52 PM)
Saying "I'll be back" to a prison parole board after they all agree to release you from prison early for good behavior.
Yelling "Fuck you, asshole!" to a highway patrolman after he pulls you over for speeding and asks to see your driver's license and vehicle registration.
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β 6 years ago(September 15, 2019 09:24 PM)"HASTA LA VISTA BABY" AT AN ABORTION APPOINTMENT.

βI do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.β -