Mine are
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Formerly_dead_cops — 9 years ago(August 01, 2016 01:11 PM)
it was intention, i was trying to make a joke (albeit a sick one) that all my bring backs were people that couldn't actually be brought back.
I've never had my dick looked at by any woman
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IFeedPigeons — 9 years ago(August 02, 2016 06:36 PM)
Good Lord, Deceiver - don't give them any ideas. Next they'll be wanting a new variety series: THE MINCE AND GARY COMBO HOUR. Every week a guest star or 2 from Eastenders. Can you just picture Ian and Sonia on ice skates, with that godawful song from "Frozen" droning on and on in the background?!? The only reason anyone would tune in would be to see which couple (Mince/Gary or Squealer/Sodya) trip over each other first? I can hear the ambulances in my head right now! Hey, wait - I think I've got something there: a way to eliminate your most hated characters. Gotta go call the BBC to make my pitch. Wish me luck