101 Things I Learned From Silverado
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jimelek — 13 years ago(June 05, 2012 10:58 PM)
- If a man steals your horse, then you can shoot and kill him and be on your way without a trial.
- Don't mess with a black man and his Henry rifle.
- Always ask for the good stuff.
"Good night, and grease for peace."
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Nikon11 — 13 years ago(June 15, 2012 08:40 AM)
- If you steal a man's horse, check the bottom of the saddle, and scratch his name off and put your own there.
- Hide money, water, and food in your union suit. Crooks won't take that from you.
- Surprisingly, guns are not for rent.
- Load your pistol first, before confronting an armed man.
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TrumpIsAHump — 13 years ago(September 01, 2012 10:23 AM)
- All Jake did was kiss a girl.
- A lady doesn't have to explain anything to a man as ugly as Tyree.
- If the world doesn't fit, make alterations.
- Today, Sheriff Langston's jurisdiction ends here.
- Kelly should have listened to Stella.
- Calvin Stanhope's mother is weird.
- Paden loves a good smelly saloon.
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MurphAndTheMagicTones — 13 years ago(November 12, 2012 03:04 PM)
- Silverado used to be a peaceful town.
- Emmett can shoot a man who's standing still while draping himself off of a galloping horse with his opposite hand.
- Paden's life had a lot of bad luck in it.
- The Midnight Star waters down its whiskey.
- Your payback for your land being overrun, your father being murdered and your sister being shot? You get to stab Jeff Goldblum.
- Sheriff Langston is not from these parts.
- Emmett is not Baxter, and Paden is not Holley.
- $13 buys you one set of clothes and a crappy hat, but for $7 more, you can get one sweet revolver.
- Some dogs you'll do anything for, even when you don't like them.
- It is not required for a body to be cold before hitting on the widow.
"You expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to
die
!"
Goldfinger
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muerte983 — 13 years ago(November 17, 2012 06:10 AM)
You can successfully infiltrate a rival gangs hideout without getting shot at if you run in pretending you are fleeing from a posse.
Racial tensions that erupt into brawls are hard on the peace and hard on the furniture.
While on horseback, if you get shot in the leg and drop your gun, double back around the barn and do a horsejump over your opponents head to knock him out when he comes by the barn door to look for you.
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MurphAndTheMagicTones — 13 years ago(March 04, 2013 11:05 AM)
- Never be late. It's a bad sign.
- It WAS a pretty sweet deal.
- Rosanna Arquette won't always be pretty, but her land will be.
- Ethan McKendrick changed his brand.
- Watch what you say around Augie.
- Does ANYBODY know where the dog is?
- Paden's horse likes to make out with him.
- Chicago was NOT wonderful back then.
- Never leave your rifle too far away. You never know when you might need it.
- Sheriff Langston's jurisdiction can be altered depending on the circumstances, such as his hat being shot off.
"You think this is funny?"
"Well it sure as $#*! ain't sad."
Ocean's Thirteen
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El_Stone — 11 years ago(July 07, 2014 09:34 AM)
- Hangings don't always happen at sunrise.
- Scott Glenn likes to get up pretty early.
- Shooting while jumping sideways is a surprisingly effective way to kill people.
- If you're on a wagon train don't put all your money in one box.
- If you're on a wagon train and you do put all your money in one box, don't show that box to the strangers you hired to take you to Silverado.
- Kevin Costner likes to hide under things.
- Sometimes in a western, the cowboys don't run into any Indians.
- There's a sandy desert somewhere in New Mexico or Arizona, that's too big to walk across. Even in the winter, when it's not hot, it's better just to lay your head on a rock and die.
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freemanpatrick7 — 10 years ago(June 04, 2015 11:28 PM)
- There's a sandy desert somewhere in New Mexico or Arizona, that's too big to walk across. Even in the winter, when it's not hot, it's better just to lay your head on a rock and die.
There actually is. It's called Glamis.
"Whatever happened to Fay Wray?"
- There's a sandy desert somewhere in New Mexico or Arizona, that's too big to walk across. Even in the winter, when it's not hot, it's better just to lay your head on a rock and die.
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signlady — 11 years ago(January 19, 2015 12:37 AM)
- You can spew coffee, fall over laughing, and/or get a knot-pain in your side from laughing so hard at the things you learnt from Silverado
- When practicing for definite up-coming gun fights with the bad guys, keep a knife on you so you can cut the rope with your free hands, in case they find you right after you emptied your pistols, and lasso you around the torso.
- practicing for definite up-coming gun fights, be sure you are really far enough out in the vast desert that no one can hear you, or find you.
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signlady — 11 years ago(January 19, 2015 12:50 AM)
- If your friend has been hog tied and is being bullied by three bad guys, and one of the bad guys has rode a horse over him a couple of times, and you arrive 'just short' of your friends death, simply shoot one of the bad guys in the hand and take their horses away so they have to walk back to town. This was sufficient punishment for bad guys the old western days.
- Letting really bad guys live after 3-4 times they couldve easily been shot insures an extensive shoot-out scene in town