Please submit your Best Worst Line of the Movie
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danopo — 11 years ago(November 06, 2014 06:23 PM)
You know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types like yourself to perpetuate another illusion called marriage to create the reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers.
It's not the fat chick.
Haven't you heard of the sexual revolution?
Who won, huh? Nobody. Used to be sex was the only free thing, No longer. Alimony palimony it's all financial. Love is an illusion.
Never trust a woman who says she isn't angry.
College is like this four year delusion so you don't have to deal with reality. -
Redart27 — 11 years ago(February 23, 2015 08:36 AM)
I saw this in a movie theater in NYC during its premiere week and the audience went nuts when Estevez said
Later dude
.. then drove off down the snowy mountain. I guess that was Estevez' signature line. Back then, it seemed too So Cal for an East Coast Georgetown grad to utter. Then again we never got much back story on Kirbo, who could've been from California originally.
toh devres tseb hsid a si msacras -
daverindone — 10 years ago(July 07, 2015 12:20 PM)
"I always KNEW he was a Republican!" Exactly how?
Kevin sharing his bottle with the prostitute. No offence, but god knows where that mouth has been. And it was 1985!
That whole scene where Billy gets back with his wife at the Halloween party. She shows up with another guy while he plays sweaty rock with a band called The New Breed. Then he makes out with Jules while the other woman he wants to bang looks on. A fight break out and THEN they decide to reconcile.
Still, though, one of my favorite "bad" movies. Still fun to watch after 30 years. -
OldFriendOfTheChristys — 10 years ago(July 16, 2015 12:50 PM)
This film, as lovable as it is, is indeed fraught with more than its share of cringeworthy lines. In addition to most of the stinkers already listed, I can't stand the following exchange:
Kevin: "Marriage is extinct."
Alec: "
Dinosaurs
are extinct.
Marriage
is still around." -
LadyDi4476 — 9 years ago(August 02, 2016 08:53 AM)
Oh man this thread has me in tears!
I love this movie, but yes it has some of the most ridiculous dialogue of all time. Being older now I really can't deal with Jewel's "I never thought I'd be so tired at 22" line. She needed to get a grip.
Here's my list of laughable lines:
"Let's rock"
"No Springsteen is leaving this house!"
"You're not gonna believe how outta hand it's gonna be."
"A booga booga booga booga ah ah ah!"
"You break my heart. Then again you break everyone's heart."
"I'm taking Thriller and Mahler's ninth.
Kevin is so fond of Mahler."
"We're all going through this. It's our time at the edge."
That being said here are some lines I think are great:
"Hey I never lied to you once you cocky sh!thead!"
Wendy's peanut butter & jelly story.
"Love sucks"
"So does your attitude."
-Di -
daverindone — 9 years ago(August 03, 2016 04:20 AM)
I do have to give some slack for the "tired at 22" line as I can say I personally felt that way during the same year of my life. I was newly married and struggling horribly to be an "adult". Even my daughter echoed the same thing recently at 22 as she thought her post-college job was killing her (she since leveled off after getting a promotion).
"That's ok, the wet look is in." Billy says this after getting his head dunked in the toilet of a college bar. I would have found the nearest fire extinguisher and bashed Alex's face in.