Fave Dialogue

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smackajacka — 21 years ago(June 08, 2004 10:55 AM)

"deep deep deep undercover" and "ill eat, sleep, drink, beep in the car" were neolithically humorous.
(H)Astila Vista Baby

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mtcm2004 — 21 years ago(June 07, 2004 10:07 AM)

Axel: "Seven dollars? For a coke? I can get blown for seven dollars!"
"I haven't killed anybody..since 1984." - Vincent Cocotti (TRUE ROMANCE)

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jeffjhicks — 21 years ago(July 20, 2004 09:50 AM)

We got beer orange juice Titties oh look at them titties. Get yo mad a$$ in this pool with me

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Thom-Yorke — 21 years ago(August 02, 2004 10:25 AM)

this is the best:
Axel: who do you think you are? Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood?
"A man who dosen't spend time with his family, can never be a real man" Don Vito Corleone

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lastson_01 — 21 years ago(January 27, 2005 07:47 PM)

I like the scene where they are at the Playboy Mansion and Axel is telling the secretary he is there to clean the - out of the pool.

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vishal_hussain — 21 years ago(February 28, 2005 03:54 PM)

Remember Johnny Wishbone, and I'll come running. Lutz and Biddle, it's like Kibbles and Bits..but different!

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Roody31 — 21 years ago(March 24, 2005 11:39 PM)

Too many
Axel: Let's go to the gun club
Tagert: Wait Wait 11:00, the gun clubs closed
Axel: SO
Billy: SO

Billy: Trust me!!
Tagert: Trust YOU! YOU DRIVE WORSE THAN MOREEN!!
Billy: NO WAY!!!!

Axel: That's former president Gerald Ford!

the gunfiring scene
Billy: Pull pin.expandpul l open again..wow..rele ase safety
aim through there push this..BOOOOM

Tagert: Women

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andreas915 — 20 years ago(April 22, 2005 09:34 AM)

Kind of funny was this news report that can be heared during the scene when Axel arrives to this wharehouse where he is supposed to meet Vinnie. That's the place where he gets to know that Bogomil was shot.
The news report was something like this:
The so called Country Club Prison in Allenwood, Pennsylvania entered the third day of hunger strike. Protesting the suspension of prisoners, the warden said that the measures had to be taken, to enforce discipline and to teach prisoners the value of such benefits as cable TV.
But the funniest was Bogomil's phone call to Axel. It was something like this(some errors may occur though!):
Axel: You have reached the home of George Kinfish Stevens. I'm not here right now because I've gone down to the Large Hall, but leave a message after the tone and I'll get back to you at my earliest inconvenience.
The Johnny Wishbone dialogue of course.

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kingpinbg — 20 years ago(May 31, 2005 02:45 PM)

Surprised nobody mentioned:
Axel : "I wasn't always a cop. I fractured a few laws as a kid"
The way Taggert and Rosewood referred to it a few times after was funny.

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DC-Tiki — 19 years ago(January 11, 2007 09:03 PM)

Been a while so my quote might be a few words wrong but:
Axel, whilst viewing the evil blonde from behind while she's leaning over at the gun club: "how long does it take to shave them legs anyway?"

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comedyfish — 11 years ago(January 09, 2015 03:00 AM)

Weirdly I read all these quotes and thought none of them are my favourites (save perhaps the leg one), even though I think there are plenty of decent lines in this
Anyway my favourite is with the sydney bernstein character, the whole scene is brilliant but my favourite bit is his 'subtle' attempt to bribe Axl:
"what if you had something in this hand, that made you forget what was in your other hand. You'd be concentrating so hard on this hand you would be all What was in, what did I have in this, I don't even remember"
But the whole scene is almost perfect for me!
My wife?? picks up phone BITCH!! *slams phone down
I' m paraphasing but you all remember the scene!
(also . blam blam blam AUTHORISED!!!)

fin

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sillyspaghetti — 10 years ago(October 15, 2015 08:02 AM)

"Oh baby, oh baby oh! Lemme hear you say youch!"