They're only noodles Micheal!

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doubl3 — 9 years ago(June 23, 2016 03:50 PM)

Somehow, I missed that one, apparently.

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Scooby_Snack — 12 years ago(February 11, 2014 08:41 PM)

Listen, just so you know, if you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it!
The bloodsucking Brady Bunch!
Burn rubber does not mean warp speed.
I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker.

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Livana_Faolan — 11 years ago(April 19, 2014 03:48 PM)

One of my favorites is when Alan says, "Kill your brother. You'll feel better."

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Damnthatsgood — 11 years ago(May 25, 2014 07:21 AM)

Alan Frog: There's our number on the back. And pray you never need to call us.
Sam Emerson: I'll pray I never need to call you

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nicholas_carton — 11 years ago(July 01, 2014 08:59 AM)

What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?

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jcarpenter-1 — 11 years ago(July 07, 2014 12:37 PM)

"They pulled a mind-scramble on us, man! It wasn't our fault! They opened their eyes and talked!"

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Jandersonu2 — 9 years ago(January 26, 2017 02:23 PM)

I was going to say this one!

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merlinsbearddd — 11 years ago(September 13, 2014 05:20 PM)

"Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?"
PURPLE, YOUR AURA'S PURPLE!

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Avatar1974 — 11 years ago(October 28, 2014 02:18 PM)

Don't kill anyone until we get back to you!
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laidbackleo — 11 years ago(October 29, 2014 10:20 AM)

Second shelf is mine! That's where I keep my root beers and double thick oreo cookies! Nobody touches the second shelf but me!
GET HIM A BODYBAGYEAH!!!!

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palmetto77 — 11 years ago(December 05, 2014 12:49 PM)

I didnt invite you thith time Maxth

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dllmb — 11 years ago(November 02, 2014 11:58 PM)

I always liked the part at the end when Sam shouts "don't you touch my mother" and charges at Max. Protecting his mom no matter what. Very cool.

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antonasmodeus — 11 years ago(December 05, 2014 04:40 PM)

"You'll never grow old and you'll never die. But you must feed."

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davcalla777 — 11 years ago(January 20, 2015 12:43 PM)

Well, your the man of the house, and I'm not coming in until you invite me..
You're invited

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chutcher — 11 years ago(January 20, 2015 04:12 PM)

"Great, the bloodsucking Brady Bunch"

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Bridget1323 — 11 years ago(February 22, 2015 11:01 AM)

"Death by stereo!"

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Celestron1980 — 11 years ago(March 07, 2015 01:11 PM)

Ed:
-"Bad breath? Long fingernails?"
Sam: "Yeah his fingernails are a bit longer, uhm.. he always had bad breath though"

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jenc100283 — 11 years ago(March 07, 2015 03:57 PM)

"My own brother a goddamn beep sucking vampire. Oh you wait till mom finds out, buddy."
"And just so you know if you try to vamp out in anyway then ill steak you without thinking twice about it."
"I bet you hate garlic don't ya!"
"He's not glowing (i know hit the lights)"
"You need your sunglasses to talk on the phone? Are u freebasing inquiring minds wanna know."
"You guys sniffin old newsprint or somethin?"
"Thats where I keep my rootbeer and my doublethick oreo cookies, nobody touches the second shelf but me."
"We trashed the one that looked like twisted sister."