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    BuRanSOK — 14 years ago(February 11, 2012 03:06 AM)

    OK I know there arent too many people on this board but I just watched the movie for the first time in years and I think it's perfect for one of these threads.. I only made it 20 cos .. well it'll probably take months to get to that!!

    1. In 80s corporate world there are only 2 strategies: expand or cutback..
    2. If you're the boss of a company and you think that a newly hired employee is a spy.. don't bother trying to ask who actually hired him.
      Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide
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      timmaninaz — 13 years ago(May 31, 2012 01:10 PM)

      A comment on 2. Never mind the fact that the CEO does not take immediate action to figure out who he really is. That could have been intentional to show how incompetant he was. But, if you suspect someone is a spy, you don't let them stick around while you try and figure it out so they can gether more information.
      Anyway, I think the thread is a good idea so I'll go ahead and add a few of my own. I do love the movie but here are my additions to this thread:
      3. You can get a job in a big company without ever interviewing with your boss. This is shown early in the movie when Brantley meets his boss and told right away that he is fired. Clearly, he had never set foot in the building prior to that.
      4. You can pretend to be an executive while actually working in the mailroom and no one would recognize you when you delivered their mail.
      5. You can take the elevator in an office building straight to the floor that the CEO's office is on without being announced or stopped by security first.

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        JHollis — 13 years ago(June 07, 2012 04:08 AM)

        1. New York is just like Kansas, intensified.
        2. There's almost certainly hidden talent in the mail room.
        3. Female executives can be very attractive, but a good secretary should be dumpy.
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          Ditto-head — 13 years ago(June 21, 2012 06:54 PM)

          1. Melrose can do his rounds in 30 minutes, but the boss thinks it takes 2 hours.
          2. A necktie cuts off the flow of oxygen to a man's brain.
          3. If you make friends with a rich man's skanky little dog, he'll be glad to underwrite your scheme to buy out a company.
          4. Trees produce oxygen
          5. The boss of the mailroom has a slight superiority complex
          6. An offhand compliment meant to appease the boss's wife will get a mailroom boy laid.
          7. Brantley prefers being chased by dogs than hitting it with his aunt.
          8. Vera hasn't been hanging out in the mailroom.
          9. Sheila is a nut.
          10. Secretaries like bosses who keep taking their pants off.
          11. Roaches and mice have to stay on their side of Brantley's apartment.
          12. College grads who have never had a job in their lives know more about running companies than executives who've been there for years.
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            vxpra — 13 years ago(February 05, 2013 01:23 PM)

            1. Don't consort with the suits.
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              buddyboy28 — 13 years ago(February 07, 2013 11:19 AM)

              22.It's OK to bang your aunt as long as she's not blood related.
              23.Brantley's neighbour likes it constantly.
              24.You can't beat an 80's montage.

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                BuRanSOK — 11 years ago(July 08, 2014 07:14 AM)

                1. That song : Yello - 'Oh Yeah' is FUNNY AS $HiT in every 80s montage!!!
                  Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide
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                  rj-27 — 10 years ago(May 13, 2015 06:36 AM)

                  1. All it takes is one referral from Vera Prescott and before you can say "hostile takeover" you find yourself the CEO of a company that employs 50,000 people worldwide, with a gross revenue larger than the GDP of Mexico - all just because she thinks you're cute and you can charm 3 of the biggest names on Wall Street into believing you really do know what you're talking about.
                  2. A weekend put together to build a defense against a hostile takeover will only require a 3 minute meeting out of the entire weekend to do it.
                  3. When you put together a weekend as an emergency measure to ensure the continuity of your companies future, make sure the identity of the person you suspect is a spy and a plant is never found out by you.
                    Democracy is the pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. H.L. Mencken
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                    strntz — 10 years ago(July 25, 2015 11:24 AM)

                    1. Arthur Fiedler would have make a good porn director
                      Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad.
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                      RichNice — 10 years ago(October 09, 2015 11:28 AM)

                      1. Billy Jean got over that rebellious phase and became a corporate sellout real quick.
                        "Who died and made you the f!cking king of the zombies!?!??"
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