In honour of the list on the Silent Night Deadly Night board:
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kbtoys100 — 17 years ago(March 21, 2009 05:28 PM)
- When decapitated, nun's dont bleed a single drop.
- A guy will go in the basement without a flashlight even though everyone else in the movie is dead. Its totally bogus, it really is.
- Hot women will laugh at you when they nock you off your motercycle
- Your date won't care if you try to hook up with your ex while they stand there.
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Professor197331 — 17 years ago(March 23, 2009 01:02 PM)
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keisher426 — 16 years ago(June 23, 2009 05:41 PM)
- When a killer has broken into your house and calls out your name, it is best to trap yourself upstairs,slam the door loudly (so he knows exactly where you are) and then make more noise by knocking stuff onto the floor.
- When calling 911 don't dial 9-1-1 dial for the operator to connect you.
- Crippled retired nuns apparently have never heard of 911
Buster:I dont want no part of your tight-ass country-club, you freak bitch!
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fabyur51 — 16 years ago(July 08, 2009 08:00 AM)
- If you try hard enough, you can evoke very clear memories from when you were a baby.
- A nun would have no objections to residing in a house with a street address of 666.
- When confronted with the knowledge that one is about to die, it is a perfectly common reaction to gulp and say 'Uh oh'.
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MadelynMoreau — 16 years ago(November 26, 2009 05:56 PM)
- Nuns are "naughty!"
- Glare at your girlfriend and declare "Punish!" As if a reject on WWE.
- Laugh uncontrollably for no reason at all.
- "GARBAGE DAY!" Speaks for its self.
- Eyebrows have an acting life all on its own.
Hitchcock said, "My dear, it's only a movie."
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Regan-Pazuzu — 16 years ago(December 10, 2009 08:12 PM)
- It is possible to describe events in great detail like you were there even if you never witnessed them
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- It is possible to describe events in great detail like you were there even if you never witnessed them
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Woodyanders — 16 years ago(December 25, 2009 09:41 AM)
- The best way to deal with a loud obnoxious patron in a movie theater is to kill the noisy jerk.
- No one else in the theater will notice what you're doing while killing said noisy jerk.
- You will begin to like a film about a killer Santa more after dispatching the noisy patron in the theater you are watching it in.
"We're all part Shatner/And part James Dean/Part Warren Oates/And Steven McQueen"
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seedofbilly — 15 years ago(May 22, 2010 06:33 PM)
- Wheelchair bound stroke victims are far harder to kill than hill-billies, violent loan sharks and armed police
- If Ricky grabs someone when they point a gun at him and there's a cut, he will be holding it in the next shot
- SHE-WAS-NAUGHTY
- Being prepared to open fire upon someone at a moment's notice and then immediately desperately pleading with them not to shoot themselves is a perfectly logical course of action
- Psychiatrists are powerless to defend themselves from murder during flashbacks
- Being raised in an orphanage run by mother superior gives you super human strength, by age 12 you will be able to knock full grown men unconscious
- Recounting a near accidental police shooting of a man dressed as Santa to surprise his daughter than you were never even aware of in a flashback makes total sense
- Deer heads, umbrellas, Christmas lights, jumper cables, car aerials: these are the chosen tools of a true serial killer
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- When you turn 18 you will instantly become a brick beep with a brand new face and gain zen like control over your eyebrows
- Much as 'remembrance day' warrants a minute of silence, 'garbage day' warrants a viewing of Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 and several minutes of ceaseless laughter
But these ones go up to 11
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DaveWasHere — 15 years ago(July 05, 2010 04:35 AM)
- Grinning & laughing to yourself is a great way to spend free time.
- Serial killers love to say "That's life!"
- When u have a stroke, one side of your face turns into the back of a Gremlin who was just exposed to water.
- Movie theaters are painted completely white, are the size of a kitchen, and no longer turn down the house lights ever.
- Loan sharks wear the same coat as Inspector Gadget.
- If your movie's runtime is too short, just slowly zoom in on a bloody umbrella for 5 minutes.
- Stepfather characters who have 1 line and then die 15 seconds later without any explanation of any kind are vital to the success of a movie.
- Anyone involved with the making of this movie believed with every fiber of their being that there was no chance at all that anyone coming to the theater to see this sequel had seen the original 3 years earlier.
- When making a horror movie about a killer Santa, it is completely intelligent to have no snow, ice, or anything "wintry" ever on screen.
- Spending 20 minutes rewatching a man moving his head like a bobblehead doll while saying "GARBAGE DAY!" over and over is much more entertaining than anything currently being shown on television in my area.
"Equal rights for everybody, special treatment for NO ONE!"
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fabyur51 — 15 years ago(July 18, 2010 03:10 PM)
- It takes over two minutes to navigate three rows of seats in a movie theatre when attempting to dispose of a pair of annoying patrons.
- The aforementioned two minutes are also ample time for a former paramour to approach one's girlfriend and reminisce about old times (after coincidentally going to watch the same movie at the same time).
- When shooting a movie on a shoestring budget that forces half the movie to comprise of footage from another movie, it is wise to include a scene with an exploding car that would probably eat up half of said budget.
- It is common for ramps to be inexplicably placed in the middle of suburban streets.
- Soiling a girl's favorite sweater is not the way to her heart.
- When a patient in a maximum security psychiatric facility attempts to escape, the entire staff panics upon seeing him and shouts things to the effect of 'Oh my God, he's loose!'.
- Retired nuns are listed in the phonebook (probably under the name Mother Superior).
- MOO!
- It is common police procedure to initially concentrate all resources on storming the second floor of a building upon entering it, completely ignoring the ground floor.
- It is also common police procedure to bring along civilians on raids and leave them completely unattended.
- It is also common police procedure to set up a roadblock for a suspect who is on foot.
- SNDN 2 is the gift that keeps on giving.